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Today, my friend, her parents and I, drove 5 hours all the way to disneyworld, only to realize we had bought disneyland tickets. Disneyland is in California, 3000 miles away. We couldn't switch them out and we didn't have money to buy new ones. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17470) - you deserved it (37501)

On 09/02/2009 at 5:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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I personally believe that you deserve it because, uh, some users on FML don't have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, Florida and, uh, the California, everywhere like such as, and, I believe that they should, our education here on FML should help FML, uh, or, should help Florida and should help the California and the Eurodisney, so we will be able to buy up souvenirs, for our children.

#11 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:48pm by RequiemCube

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Sucks to be you, FYL.

#1 - On 09/02/2009 at 7:38pm by Zer0de

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