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Today, while shopping at Victoria's Secret with my friend, I saw a man holding a lacy bra up to his chest. When my friend and I passed by, I whispered, "Ew, what is that perv doing?" The "guy" immediately turned around and snarled, "I'm a woman, you little bitch," and threw her bra at my face. FML

#4990557 (151)

I agree, your life sucks (7119) - you deserved it (42955)

On 09/02/2009 at 12:18am - misc - by lifeishorrible (woman) - United States (California)

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