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Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20351) - you deserved it (98764)

On 03/20/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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