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Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47720) - you deserved it (4099)

On 08/26/2009 at 2:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

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this is a classic fml. that really sucks.
and who the fuck votes YDI on this?

#9 - On 08/26/2009 at 5:34pm by n_london

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ouch ouch ouch

#2 - On 08/26/2009 at 5:31pm by kingbob337

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