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Today, my 5-year-old daughter saw a pad commercial. She asked me what they were, but I didn't think she was old enough to hear it. I just told her that they're like diapers for mommies. Now she won't stop telling people that mommy wears diapers. FML

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On 08/26/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by diapermommy (woman) - United States

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That is why you don't dumb things down for kids, it will always come back to bite you in the butt. You should have told her it was a grown up woman thing she will learn about later.

#1 - On 08/26/2009 at 2:48pm by beautiful_mayhem

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That's why you cut the bullshit when it comes to kids. Just tell them the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

#11 - On 08/26/2009 at 2:56pm by loveurlifeJK

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