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Today, I had my friend Mark over for dinner. My Dad asked him what his dad did for a living. We all squirmed a bit when he told us that his dad died last year. We all went about finishing our meal when suddenly my dad says: "I'm sorry, Mark, what did you say your dad did for a living again?" FML

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that sucks man, i feel bad for mark. hopefully your father cleared it up that he wasn't trying to make a sick joke, but if he was... hes a piece of shit.

#2 - On 08/25/2009 at 6:04am by stizzuh

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That really doesn't answer the question. I really doubt that he professionally died last year to support his family.

#6 - On 08/25/2009 at 6:13am by MaddogTotten

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