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Today, I was using a cream to remove the hair from my legs. After I was done, I went on the computer, and a few minutes later I noticed that the same hand I had the cream on was leaning on the side of my head. Now I have a huge bald spot and a party to go to later. FML

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On 08/23/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Akasunanokai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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haha smooth move, but im going fully bald so your lucky

#1 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:04pm by tenniskettle

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fake

#11 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:17pm by Duckasaurus

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YDI for not washing the toxic stuff off of your hands

#42 - On 08/23/2009 at 4:26pm by lovemyfml

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Exactly! The directions clearly say to wash it all completely off! This is fake because if she left it on her hands, it would've burned!

#73 - On 08/23/2009 at 8:40pm by I_ate_pikachu

I didn't notice snicce I was half asleep and getting ready for bed and didn't wash all of it off before I went back on the computer. I also dont use my right hand, the hand that was resting on the side of my head, when Im on the computer snice Im laying down on it so I wouldnt have noticed that I still had some on my hand.

#76 - On 08/23/2009 at 9:58pm by Akasunanokai

edit: The party was at 6pm and I didn't go to bed untill almost 7am

#77 - On 08/23/2009 at 10:01pm by Akasunanokai

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Wait, you were about to go to bed? I thought you had a party to go to later? Now I'm confused.

#82 - On 08/23/2009 at 10:16pm by capthavoc123

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Yea im calling a fake on this one.

1) Like almost everyone said here, you would have noticed the smell because I use Nair and I absolutely hate the smell.
2) Now you said you went on the conputer. You would have noticed the cream if you were typing or even moving the mouse.
3) if you rested your hand on your head, you would have felt the cream on your skin.

#102 - On 08/24/2009 at 10:25am by fmlfmlfml15

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You are confusing me. You clearly stated that you were going to a party later on in the day. Now you say you were going to bed? This is a bad fml if you are adding more to the story to make it sound true.

#111 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:10pm by fmlfmlfml15

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WHOAA i have never seen an OP comment on their own fml. and yeah, this is fake. you need to smear on a very thick layer of nair to make hair come off. you wouldnt be typing at a computer if you had that much all over your hands. and you definitely wouldnt be touching your head.

#113 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:37pm by dzidziaud

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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!!!!!

this is the first time ive seen somone whose written an FML respond to one

ITS AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DK : KLSHGyfvuepihtuapiouhtraehtv

#114 - On 08/24/2009 at 9:34pm by babaa

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the fact that you say "wouldn't" instead of didn't is enough for me to say fake

#117 - On 08/25/2009 at 2:09pm by omg_wtf_lol

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WTF ur suppose to wash your hands before continuing on in other things. oh well ydi OP 4 bein careless : /

#129 - On 06/14/2010 at 11:02pm by NzaHaFML

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i somehow doubt anyone is that stupid....and anyway would you not smell it, theres a smell off all those hair removal products

#2 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:05pm by kerrygirl

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fake

#3 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:06pm by itsokaylove

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i agree, she would have washed her hands off or something before doing anything else.

#23 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:04pm by dan81892

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EXACTLY!! is says "wash your hands after applying" on the bottle!
YDI for being stupid

#25 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:17pm by lovesthesun

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Why didn't you wash your hands after you finished? You just went to your computer with Nair all over your hand?

#4 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:06pm by sarahbau

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i don't get it either. if she didn't get it on her head, it would have gotten on her computer. anyway, i at least take a shower afterwards, since the smell of it is so strong, not to mention, you can't completely wipe off every trace of cream

#22 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:03pm by curryndricegirll

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Learn how to wash your hands noob!

#5 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:06pm by blackdog218

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wouldn't you feel the cream between your hand and your head?

#6 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:09pm by dimkims

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wht, u didnt think to maybe wash ur hands afterwards?? YDI

#7 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:11pm by wtfjusthappened1

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Oh crap, FYL but next time wash your hands. Let that be a warning. Wear a hat to the party?

#8 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:12pm by BLiNdZoRz

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first of all the cream shouldn't have gone through your hair fast enough to cause a bald spot... second of all YDI if this is even true

#9 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:15pm by astroG

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Did u at least remember to wipe the excess Nair off your legs?

Of course if you didn't think to wash your hands...perhaps you just rubbed the stuff into your legs. I forsee an FML about rashes on your legs in your near future.

#10 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:15pm by save_me_08

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Get an awesome hat and wear it to the party. Problem solved.

#12 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:19pm by Serafie

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This screams you deserve it on so many levels.

#13 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:20pm by Mr_Tuff_Guy

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No.. this screams Bullshit on so many levels.

#14 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:24pm by screwtaylor

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No kidding. This sounds like it was written by a 15-year-old boy who has no idea how those creams work.

#15 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:26pm by CosmicPossum

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I totally agree this story is soo bs...I use veet myself but there is noway she didnt smell it or feel the COLD cream on her scalp...and if this is true she deserves it maybe she should stick to razors until she is old enough to use cream!!!

#27 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:35pm by mz_me09

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The only thing more lame than this FML, are the MODERATORS who would okay it, and FMLMyLife staff who would post it on here.

#32 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:52pm by FarSide

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haha. *sniff sniff* whats that smell?? oh, just a liar on fml about using nair =)

#122 - On 08/28/2009 at 8:29pm by sobe23

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Are you just so used to have cream on your hands that you didn't realize it was there when you put your hand on your face?

#16 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:27pm by thugbert

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This is so fake. Nair doesn't work on the scalp. Mostly arms and legs. If this happens to be true though, YDI.

#17 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:29pm by Simpsonsfanatic

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Completely FAKE or future Darwin prize winner! If there wasn't enough of the cream left on your hands to WASH YOUR HANDS!!!! then there wasn't enough cream left on your hands to remove the hair on your head. IDIOT!

#18 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:31pm by ManicGypsy

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I'm agreeing with those who called fake. I have used hair removal creams, and it takes a considerable amount to dissolve hair. If you left a huge gob on your hand, how on earth would you not notice when you put your hand on head? However, to those who claimed it wouldn't work on your scalp, thats not true. You could use it on your head, just like anywhere else. But you could not use hair removal cream, and not notice.

#19 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:47pm by falling_over

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Massive bulllshit, you expect us to believe that you went on the computer with enough cream left on your hands to create a bald spot on your head? Go get something better to do than making up crap stories...

#20 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:47pm by eliz3

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Deffo fake.
1. You'd notice
a) The feeling of the cream in your hand.
b) The smell of the cream next to your face.
c) When you typed/moved the mouse.
d) When your effing SKIN started to burn.
2. Only a retard would leave the cream on their hands.
3. It wouldnt even make you go bald on your head anyway, that kind of cream isn't strong enough to do that to thick hairs. The amount you would need would definitely be noticable.

STFU, GTFO.

#21 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:48pm by gemstar

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I love you.

#28 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:35pm by xkenziee

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I just checked out that site.. never heard of it before; have to say it's pretty cool! lol

and OP, don't believe it for all the reasons others have listed ahead that make this post massively fake.

#29 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:41pm by KO2

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This is nonsense, NOBODY is that stupid.

Wait, I am sorry. I just reread your post. I skipped over the part about you being a New Jersey girl.

Well nevermind.

#30 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:49pm by FarSide

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Bullshit! The hair on your legs is different than the hair on your head. My boyfriend likes to keep his head bald... but shaving it everyday is kind of a big deal... so I suggested we try hair remover. We knew the hair was thicker and gonna be harder to remove so we put it on thick and left it on a really long time. That shit was burning his head big time... and when it was over... all he got was a rash.. he still had the same amount of hair as he had when we started! Who is she trying to fool? We are just crazy enough to try this shit... ON PURPOSE! FYL OP cause you're a dumbass liar.

#31 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:50pm by BlackScorpionAng

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how can you not feel the cream on your hand ? YDI. lols (;

#33 - On 08/23/2009 at 3:56pm by ohFawkYou

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Moderator fail

#34 - On 08/23/2009 at 4:01pm by always_his

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If you're going to write fake FMLs about things, make sure you do your research first. You would smell the cream, feel the cream, you should have washed your hands, and that stuff doesn't completely obliterate hair in just "a few minutes." Nobody should be this stupid, and if you actually are somehow, you totally deserve it.

#35 - On 08/23/2009 at 4:02pm by deaditegirl

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Wow fake. I'm pretty sensitive so that stuff burns me. You would have felt it burning your hand if you left it on long enough to finish your legs and create a bald spot on you head. Try harder next time, or better yet never again.

#36 - On 08/23/2009 at 4:02pm by EClaris

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I think it's fake, because that stuff stings when applied to sensitive areas. Not to mention I've heard the urban legend a couple hundred times, and its a part of a Weird Al Yankovic song

"Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair
'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo"

#37 - On 08/23/2009 at 4:05pm by Thereza

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I totally read this as "ice cream" instead of "a cream." I found it to be a highly confusing FML, but was totally up for trying out ice cream hair removal..

#38 - On 08/23/2009 at 4:10pm by laki

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Haha so did I XD

But I think this is real...as Milli Vanilli.

#51 - On 08/23/2009 at 5:46pm by waterynuggets

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Why would you leave that shit on your hands, dumbfuck?
I call fake & I highly doubt you have a party to attend, because you sound fucking lame.

#39 - On 08/23/2009 at 4:18pm by fckaduck

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After you were done you should have washed your hands, not go and use your computer. YDI

#41 - On 08/23/2009 at 4:23pm by dummydory

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they make cream that dissolves hair?

#43 - On 08/23/2009 at 4:35pm by doberhound

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lol more like it makes hair fall out..but def not the thick hairs from people's heads. fake.

#46 - On 08/23/2009 at 4:41pm by summer99

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now you can join the movement of celebs with half bald heads :)

#44 - On 08/23/2009 at 4:36pm by whoaa_nellie

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Well, at least you look unique...

#45 - On 08/23/2009 at 4:40pm by LynchyBabes

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I agree with most of the people who say this is fake. However, even if we give the OP the benefit of the doubt, this is a total YDI. Wash your fucking hands! That shit smells nasty...why WOULDN'T you try to wash it off?

#47 - On 08/23/2009 at 4:52pm by letitbe56

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Fake

#48 - On 08/23/2009 at 5:15pm by Cubanbro

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Why wouldn't you wash your hands after that? YDI.

#49 - On 08/23/2009 at 5:18pm by loverslanex3

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This is probably fake, and if not, you deserved it. Just wear a cool and stylish hat…

#50 - On 08/23/2009 at 5:41pm by jdkfgkjdfb

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Oooph, oh no! Can you style your hair over that section? [btw, I don't think this was fake- a friend of mine did this by just running her hands through her hair not realizing there was still some remover cream on it.]

#52 - On 08/23/2009 at 5:46pm by justmeagirl

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I really doubt that could happen, since you have to apply Nair/Veet to the ROOTS of the hair, not just on the hair itself

#121 - On 08/27/2009 at 10:28pm by mayday51

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Lol, that seriously sucks! That's why on the cream, it usually says, "Remove ALL the cream" or something like that. =)

#53 - On 08/23/2009 at 5:50pm by x_Leopard_x

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i doubt hair removal cream would remove head hair...

#54 - On 08/23/2009 at 5:54pm by katamine

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You're a dumbass. Why wouldn't you wipe that shit off your hands?

#55 - On 08/23/2009 at 5:55pm by star_ver

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I was going to suggest you shave your head, but then I noticed you were a woman.

Then I thought of Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta and figured, "Yeah, she should probably shave her head."

#56 - On 08/23/2009 at 5:59pm by Dragonmouth

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remember kids: wash your hands

#57 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:00pm by lolwatlol

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if this really happened, you would be more concerned about the bald spot in general, the party would not be your first thought.

#58 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:02pm by triplethreat13

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I call fake, you would smell and feel it cos your head would feel all tingly anf it would have to be a hell of a lot of cream on your hand to burn all the way down to your scalp. Head hair is also a lot thicker than normal body hair. fake, fake, fake!

#59 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:06pm by xHaniffax

This is FAKE. NO ONE is dumb enough to use the computer with hair removal cream on their hands.

#60 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:07pm by 110879

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ydi for parting on a sunday

#61 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:26pm by SookMauNoots

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Seriously - when did this site turn from "Fuck My Life" to "I am a Moron and want to share that fact" or "I have no life so try to make up FML's and don't know the different between FML and I am DUMB".

#62 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:40pm by LikelyYourFake

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Oh my. I feel so bad. What are you going to do? :O

#63 - On 08/23/2009 at 6:41pm by mindfu_

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good. job.

#65 - On 08/23/2009 at 7:09pm by OMGitsKaleyxo

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Definitely not real. Everyone washes their hands after using that stuff, it's corrosive - no one wants to walk around with that.
And if she did wash her hands and there were just traces left, it wouldn't be enough to make her go bald. In fact it would take a good deal of cream to affect head hair.

#66 - On 08/23/2009 at 7:40pm by portablecupid

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it barely removes leg hair let alone the hair on your head dumbass

#67 - On 08/23/2009 at 7:52pm by lindzz14

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i call BULLLLLLLLLLSHIT, like pretty much everyone said, it doesnt work like that, it barely works on your legs. plus, dont you wash your hands?

#69 - On 08/23/2009 at 8:12pm by kisseshugsdrugs

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Lmfao nice try to have people feel all sympathetic towards you but that shit doesnt work that way. FAAKEEEEE!

#70 - On 08/23/2009 at 8:18pm by mantaray

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1st of all: COMPLETELY FAKE
2nd: Those hair removal stuff has a piercing odor
3rd: YDI For not washing that chemical crap of your hands
4th: Those hair removal stuff doesn't even work. Try just shaving your legs.
IDIOT

#71 - On 08/23/2009 at 8:30pm by iScarli

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Didn't you wash your hands first?

#72 - On 08/23/2009 at 8:37pm by dustbunnies

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fake, you extremely dense moron

#74 - On 08/23/2009 at 8:49pm by Phoenix

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Faker

#75 - On 08/23/2009 at 9:30pm by whitneyyy

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So fake!

FML kudos tho.... Things must be pretty lame if you have to resort to inventing stuff in an effort entertain complete strangers!

#78 - On 08/23/2009 at 10:02pm by tagurit

D: it was just a little pool party is that so bad?

#79 - On 08/23/2009 at 10:06pm by Akasunanokai

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fake

#80 - On 08/23/2009 at 10:09pm by coffeegal

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Fake. That stuff burns like hell, and smells worse. You would notice it, unless your nerve endings on your scalp are dead.

If it's true, YDI for being too lazy to shave, and for going on the computer with toxic chemicals on your skin. Wth?

#81 - On 08/23/2009 at 10:15pm by bookworm124

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YDI for not washing your hands after you were done!

#84 - On 08/23/2009 at 10:20pm by gothymama

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Fake (:

#85 - On 08/23/2009 at 10:27pm by watermellon12

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If this is real - YDI for conforming to the "girls must have no body hair" rule. It's silly.

#86 - On 08/23/2009 at 11:01pm by regalarius

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You must have had a crapload of cream left on your hand. You need to put it on pretty thick just to get leg hair, so if you dissolved the hair on your head too (enough to create a bald patch) you must have had heaps left on your hand.

#87 - On 08/23/2009 at 11:24pm by LilaBear

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To everyone calling "Bullshit" or "Fake" because "hair removal cream doesn't work that well": sorry, but it does. I was on a camp once where one of the guys brought a tube of hair removal cream to prank the guys in his dorm. The other guys ended up getting their hands on it and pranked him back: they put a pile of it on his head while he was in bed one night and he ended up with a bald patch the next morning.

So yes, it definitely works well enough to create bald patches, but you need heaps of it; I doubt she would have had that much left on her hands.

#88 - On 08/23/2009 at 11:28pm by LilaBear

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There are a few problems with that
1. They smell should have alerted any awake person to the fact that their hair was being dissolved off of their scalp
2. The guy was asleep. Depending on the level of sleep he was in (I'm assuming sleep level 5), he wouldn't feel or smell the hair removal cream.

#112 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:20pm by bookworm124

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Time for a wig ?

#89 - On 08/23/2009 at 11:53pm by shootingstar8D

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awww, hopefully you had a cute hat or hairstyle to cover it up for the party.

#90 - On 08/23/2009 at 11:56pm by theshinepolice

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YDI for being a fucking Sasquatch, you hairy bastard

#91 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:21am by i_paTROLL

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Lucky you didnt screw your laptop up with those chemicals. Wash your hands next time...

#92 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:42am by Snowlight

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How do you not notice that you had cream on your hands? Do you not wash them when you're done?

#94 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:50am by Neferria

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Uh, fake.

#95 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:10am by echarperouge

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And you didn't wash your hands, why?

#96 - On 08/24/2009 at 3:00am by ScaredyCat

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anyone old enough to even worry about leg hair would know not to leave it on their hands...YDI for being a fucking moron.

#98 - On 08/24/2009 at 3:47am by elliekinslurvsya

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whoever believed this is as fucked up as you for believing others would believe this fucked up story.

#99 - On 08/24/2009 at 4:49am by heidiness

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XD u should b like ''u have cancer''

#100 - On 08/24/2009 at 4:56am by nanoflacka

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Fake

#101 - On 08/24/2009 at 8:01am by goddess10327

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you're suppose to wash your hands smart one.

#103 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:21pm by fdsaeiilatan

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sounds fake as fuck...if its true good looks jus us one of those jewish caps to cover it

#104 - On 08/24/2009 at 12:45pm by nevertrickin09

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lmfaoooooo a jewish cap ?!?!
what if the bald spot is on the side of her head
shes gonna have to lean that hat to one side.

OP can start her own fashion trend !!

#105 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:45pm by ashleeee

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So, what you're saying is you don't wash your hands?

#106 - On 08/24/2009 at 1:48pm by kubagami

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fake.
it wouldn't happen in "a few minutes". the cream is designed to remove hair from your legs, which is thinner then the hair on your head. It would have taken over 10 minutes, seeing as that's usually how long it takes for cream to remove hair from your legs.
definate fake.

#107 - On 08/24/2009 at 2:24pm by kaatie

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There is no way that, that could happen.

#108 - On 08/24/2009 at 3:06pm by cacktus

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Faaaaaaaaake.

#109 - On 08/24/2009 at 3:32pm by mutlis

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That's not true. You're meant to wash it off as soon as you're done rubbing it in, and also it would take MUCH longer than a few minutes for a tiny bit of hair removal cream to remove the long hair from your head. This is so fake.

#110 - On 08/24/2009 at 4:26pm by pearls

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Nair doesn't work that well!! FAKE.

#115 - On 08/25/2009 at 7:00am by buffy09

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yur a fake.. yu blowjob!
hair removal cream would not be able to remove the hair on yur head. cuz first of all.. it wudnt reach yur scalp.!

#116 - On 08/25/2009 at 12:08pm by goddess10327

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you are a fucking idiot.
first off, you would smell the cream, it would burn, and you would need a shitload to make you go bald.
secondly, you had to add stuff to make your story sound true:
"I didn't notice snicce I was half asleep and getting ready for bed and didn't wash all of it off before I went back on the computer. I also dont use my right hand, the hand that was resting on the side of my head, when Im on the computer snice Im laying down on it so I wouldnt have noticed that I still had some on my hand."
you said you had to go to a party later and you defended that too but did it make any sense? NO.
"edit: The party was at 6pm and I didn't go to bed untill almost 7am"
WHAT THE FUCK!? this is the most fake fml i've EVER read. YOU FAIL.

ps. i hope you go bald for real soon. ha. you suck.

#118 - On 08/25/2009 at 3:01pm by URANIDIOTTTTT

o.o whats wrong with going to sleep at 7am when the party isn't for another 11hours?

#123 - On 08/29/2009 at 4:48pm by Akasunanokai

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You are making this FML way too complicated to read. Everyone obviously knows that this FML is a fake, so you are adding more to the story to make it sound real. Jeez, give it up; you've been caught. Adding more to it making you sound like even more of an idiot.

#124 - On 08/29/2009 at 8:49pm by fmlfmlfml15

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How do you not notice that there's cream on your hands? I mean it's really smelly, and greasy, and if you have a handful of it, you'd definately be aware of it.

#119 - On 08/26/2009 at 12:56am by ravenscorne

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lol the directions clearly states to wash ur hands immediately after use,anyways you would need ALOT of cream for all that hair to come out...and plus wow history is made first op i see commenting her own story o.o.fail

#120 - On 08/26/2009 at 1:33am by assortedkandy

>.> it would be nice if everyone stoped assumeing Im a normal person because Im really not. I go to bed at 7am insted of before midnight unlike everyone else. And wouldn't it make snice if the same smell that was on my hand was also in the room(snice my laptop is next to my bed in my room and I used the cream on my bed)? ......also everyone keeps assuming I use Nair when I really didn't so that's kinda weird...It wouldn't get on my keybord because like I said before, the cream was on the hand that was resting on my head -.-' I was trying out the product for the first time to see if it was better then shaving. Fmylife also only has 300 limit, its kinda hard to explain so that everything makes snice.

#125 - On 08/29/2009 at 10:10pm by Akasunanokai

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Just STOP! You lied...we all know. No matter how many words you use... hair removers won't remove your hair from your head.
Liar.
But, FYL you got busted on the internet lying... which who gives a shit, it's the internet FFS!
Now, go...set your pants on fire..
DUMBASS

#126 - On 08/30/2009 at 6:26pm by BlackScorpionAng

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hahaha #126 is right.
yur a fake piece of shit!

#127 - On 09/03/2009 at 8:41am by goddess10327

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wash your hands next time maybe?

#128 - On 10/17/2009 at 12:23am by zezjo

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time to bust out the sharpies! xD simple solution

#130 - On 06/26/2010 at 5:04am by VenomxD

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#131 - On 07/10/2010 at 6:22am by Sw33t_Candiee

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