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Today, I was using a cream to remove the hair from my legs. After I was done, I went on the computer, and a few minutes later I noticed that the same hand I had the cream on was leaning on the side of my head. Now I have a huge bald spot and a party to go to later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13011) - you deserved it (42350)

On 08/23/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Akasunanokai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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Why didn't you wash your hands after you finished? You just went to your computer with Nair all over your hand?

#4 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:06pm by sarahbau

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#3 - On 08/23/2009 at 2:06pm by itsokaylove

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