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Today, I went to fill up my car. 500 metres before the petrol station, I saw a group of motorcyclists in my rear view mirror. I slowed down and pulled over to let them past. In fact, they were also going to fill up. 35 motorcyclists and 2 petrol pumps. FML

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You know they probably would have let you use the pump first if you asked.

#3 - On 02/19/2009 at 7:39pm by mike

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You're probably better off. I wouldn't want to be the guy using 50% of the available pumps when there's 34 motorbikers waiting to fill up.

#1 - On 02/13/2009 at 3:24am by anon

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