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Today, I decided to smoke in my car on the way to school. As I went to ash it out the window, one of the embers flew back into car landing in my eye. Turns out the excruciating pain was my contact lense melting to my cornea. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12396) - you deserved it (40089)

On 08/22/2009 at 5:10am - misc - by Shootme (man) - United States (Arizona)

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