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Today, I was on a flight coming back home. On my right was a fat monk who was snoring very loudly, and on my left there were two old women who were talking about their teenage love lives in detail. The flight was 17 hours long. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32278) - you deserved it (2560)

On 08/21/2009 at 12:18pm - misc - by ihatelongflights (man) - United States (New York)

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I feel sorry for you :(. Thats what Ipods are for. FYL.

#1 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:03pm by Jake221

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You should have listened to the older women. You might have learned something.

#19 - On 08/21/2009 at 3:18pm by flinkpamingo

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