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Today, I needed new business cards so I went to design and print some. After I designed, I was happy with them and printed off 100 copies. I live at a place called Canal Rocks. I forgot the 'C'. I now have 76 business cards which say 'anal rocks.' I already distributed 24. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11678) - you deserved it (31154)

On 08/20/2009 at 9:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

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