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Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200m from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door I peed my pants. FML

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On 08/20/2009 at 7:02am - misc - by anon9876542 - Australia (New South Wales)

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why didn't just stop at like a fast food restaurant or something on the way?
Or wherever you were for 9 hours, i assume must have had a bathroom.

#2 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:48am by xiloveyoux3

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You know, doing that is bad for your kidneys.
And, from what I hear, dialysis is NOT fun.
Go pee.

#6 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:57am by Intoxicunt

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