Today, I drank 1.5 litres of water. I didn't go to the bathroom for 9 hours. During my one hour trek home on public transport, I was busting to pee but I managed to hold it. Walking 200m from my bus stop to my house was agony, but I still held it. When I got to my front door I peed my pants. FML
I agree, your life sucks (13661) - you totally deserved it (27079)
On 08/20/2009 at 7:02am - misc - by anon9876542 - Australia (New South Wales)
(0)if the whole world uses a different measuring system than you, you might be wrong. asshole.
#114 - On 07/08/2010 at 10:17am by Chocolate_Chunk
(0)Peeing yourself is like being happy everyone can see it but only you can feel the warmth.... unless one of those people is a pedo :D
(0)Of course, the old "If it happens in America it must be true worldwide" analogy. People like you make your country look like the ignorant dumbasses the rest of the world think Americans are. Get a life.
(0)why didn't just stop at like a fast food restaurant or something on the way?
Or wherever you were for 9 hours, i assume must have had a bathroom.
#2 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:48am by xiloveyoux3
(-4)Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment.
ydi for not going to the bathroom for 9 hours, i hope you got a bladder infection.
(0)was just thinking of writing something like that....
well at least they didnt do it in public or miles from home
(+1)Why would you wish an infection on someone? I mean yeah you should pee in the bathrooms on the way rather than hold it, but you're just a douche. F the OP's life for having to read your comment.
#60 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:52pm by MeMeMe123455
(0)That's not that bad at least you were at your house so no one would notice it, and you could just clean up right away.
#4 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:52am by Anthony6151
(0)You know, doing that is bad for your kidneys.
And, from what I hear, dialysis is NOT fun.
Go pee.
#6 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:57am by Intoxicunt
(0)at least you made it that far! I had to pee in the subway tunnel once, I felt like I was playing for the homeless team.
(+1)The only reason I can see the OP waiting so long is that it was some overnight trip and the OP was asleep and then in the morning took the bus or something home and during that hour got the urge to use the restroom.
OP: FYL about the situation, but YDI if you forced yourself to wait
(0)YDI for waiting 9 hours to take a piss. You're gonna have bladder problems if you keep that shit up.
#11 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:04am by avalanche719
(+1)Hey, man don't sweat it, pee it. Haha Just a little joke. But seriously, in no time at all you're just going to look back at that and see the humor in it. It doesn't sound like anyone saw you so it couldn't have been that bad. I actually peed myself in front of people and we all look back at it and think it's funny. I was really drunk, walked to the bathroom, in front of the toilet and peed "in the toilet". Problem was, in my drunken stupor, I had forgotten to undo my fly. I walked back into the room with everyone in it, and boy I'll never forget how hard everyone laughed at my expense haha. Chin up bud, you'll be fine
#12 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:06am by JohnyJackhammer
(0)Man how unlucky, but as #12 said at least it could have been worse, im hoping that one of my friends do that haha.
#17 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:17am by growingupnextmon
(0)ummm...
i could say ydi, but everyone already said that and i'm gonna be nice and undestanding and say FYL cuz nobody likes feeling like they're gonna piss themselves in public or just plain peeing on themselves when ur older than 5.
just next time u drink a lot of fluids pee even when u dont feel u have to so accidents like this one won't happen again.
better luck next time :)
#14 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:11am by oh_mi_shizzle
(0)That is an awesome way to weaken bladder muscles. If you drank that much water I highly doubt that in 9 hours you never once had the desire to urinate, so I say ydi for ignoring your body. Just be happy that you did have that accident in the privacy of your own yard instead of on that hour long ride home.. That would have been a million times more uncomfortable and embarrassing for all parties involved.
(+1)Somehow, I think the bladder knows it's about home and just gets over excited. Embarassing, yes. But this too shall pass. Don't wait so long next time.
#19 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:23am by flinkpamingo
(0)That is not embarrassing I will tell u embarrassing. When I was in 8th grade I was comming home home from the summer program (which is like school) my friends mom gave me a ride 2 the library and then I took the bus home after that. Befor all of this I had a Pepsi like 2 hours prior so after I leave the bathroom equiped library and get on a bus then my bowels decide I need 2 pee so um holdin it and holdin it while standing up on the bus and when a seat is freed I sit down and that triggered me 2 piss my pants and you could see the seat was wet and the pee rolled 2 the back of the bus in a stream so I get off immediatly and still have @ least a quarter mile walk home FML
(0)well guess what i mades some spelling errors big whoop FYI im @ work typing this on my phone which remembers the way i type so it migt of made errors because its programed to the way i txt and i ddnt proofread so get the facts straight im prolly more intelligent than u douchebag
(0)yeah seriously, its not cool 2 be like ur dumb, people type that way in almost everything casual...ur the embaresment fyl for not having any freinds cuz ur an idiot like that, o wait, no...U DESERVE IT
#52 - On 08/20/2009 at 1:56pm by skins4ever
(0)I agree with #36.
And what does he/she deserve? Being intelligent and therefore getting through life more easily? Well, sure, he/she DOES deserve that.
I can understand using a phone and not using the best punctuation or spelling...but even so, I think #36 is right.
#59 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:46pm by Intoxicunt
(-1)I like to go a few days with out crapping; and when I can't hold it anymore, I poo my pants.
... You're not cool unless you poo your pants.
(0)I want an explanation as to why you didn't take a leak ANYWHERE in your commute or during work.
#23 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:28am by Brooklynxman
(0)Dude, in sixth grade I really had to take a shit on the bus, I managed to waddle back home, but while i was struggling with the key (you have to jiggle it) I shat my pants.
(0)people he might not have been on a bus w a bathroom and in a city where if he gets off they'll be another one in 10min. he prob took the train (where I'm from us the "regional rail" and there are no brooms on them) and if he'd get off they're won't be another one for at least a half hour. fyl. bodys weird like that n how u won't pee for awhile n then it all comes at once. prob ate somethin salty or a lot of salty products durin the day too
(0)I misread this and thought you said "Regional Fail"... Hahaha.
Sounds about right.
#30 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:49am by Intoxicunt
(0)It seems incomprehensible that anyone that could ever think up that wacky sh!t could ever manage to think 'straight' consistently enough to be a self-supporting and productive member of society.
Don't show this one to your mom.
(0)When I read this, it did not click at first that "broom" was "bathroom." I spent about 15 seconds rereading it and thinking "Why the hell would anyone need a broom?"
Also, the word "broom" has now lost all meaning.
#97 - On 08/22/2009 at 8:45am by VeeZazz
(0)No worries....
There have been days at work that I drink water like crazy, and don't have to pee @ all..
I really depends on how hot it is where you were for 9 hours...
Sucks though
(0)meh, at least you were alone when it happened. not so awful if you ask me.
#29 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:48am by AshleyRose784
(0)Wow, are you kidding me? Please get your head out of your ass and you'll see that MOST of the world uses metric system. Get an education before you make yourself look like a total retard.
#35 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:05pm by mostprobablynot
(0)why? what's so good about the Imperial system? it's like a measurement system dreamed up by a crackhead. Metric is easier to understand, more accurate, and more common
(+1)because everybody in the USA doesnt realize there is a world around them. the US is pretty much the only country in the world now that hasn't switched over to metric
#77 - On 08/20/2009 at 10:34pm by area51avenger
(0)way to make an overgeneralization about US citizens! Many of us are well aware of the world around us and the fact that everyone else uses the metric system...
and to everyone who says ydi for using metric system and is being serious...most bottle water (and other beverages in general) is labeled in liters
(0)okayy you douchebag :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metric_system
yeah that's right, only three fucking countries in the world don't use the metric system, so fuck you.
#105 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:32pm by theawesomerabbit
(0)man, that sucks, but i know how you feel.. I have the same problem.. I call it "The Curse of the Front Door" Cause it never fails that you can hold it all day till you get to the front door and then your bladder all of a sudden stops working..
(0)yeah totally! like, i can drive nearly all the way home, i'm fine, then once i start moving to the front door i suddenly need to pee, and of course those are the times the lock's being difficult or whatever and i eventually need to sprint to the bathroom as soon as i do manage to open the door.
i think it must be totally psychosomatic but i have no idea what causes it.
(0)The urgency with which one needs the bathroom is inversely proportionate to the distance to the nearest known useable bathroom. 50 miles from nowhere, sitting still in your car so not giving your body any signals that there's one nearby, you're generally set for a while. At your front door, standing and doing the dance so that your body knows there's one RIGHT! THERE!!!...it's a freaking medical emergency.
(Note: The urgency with which one needs the bathroom is also directly proportionate to two other variables: amount of recent fluid consumption and time since most recent bathroom visit. Because of this, at some point, even if you're 50 miles from nowhere, the bushes off to the side of the road gradually become members of the category "known useable restroom," increasing your desperation level further once that kicks in.)
#108 - On 08/30/2009 at 2:08pm by ebrillblaiddes
(0)why the hell didn't you just pee. You were out for nine hours and your saying there wasn't a single bathroom or a private tree to pee behind. What you did was just idiotic.
#37 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:14pm by Englishrose
(0)hahaha that happened to me in the first grade. I hated using the bathrooms at school because the bathroom was a room inside of the classroom and everyone could hear you pee during a lesson so I held it ALL day and when I got to my front door I couldn't hold it anymore so pissed right then and there. lol I think the front door must be like kryptonite to a bladder because I know other people who have had this happen to them haha
#38 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:19pm by shutyourmouth
(0)Is the idea of using a public restroom that terrifying to you that you'd hold it for nine hours?? Wowww
#39 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:21pm by MadeOfAwesome
(0)at least you were in front of your house so you could run inside and change and not suffer public humility
#40 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:33pm by stophating123
(0)at least you were in front of your house so you could run inside and change and not suffer public humility
#41 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:35pm by stophating123
(0)imagine if you had peed on the bus or walking home. it would be uncomfortable and humiliating. you're pretty lucky it was outside your house :)
#44 - On 08/20/2009 at 12:51pm by love_fml_a_lot
(0)it's always the worst right before you can get relief
#47 - On 08/20/2009 at 1:01pm by Freed0mfr1es
(0)if you were going to pee your pants at some time, your front door would have been the best place. you wouldn't have had to spend hours after peeing your pants.
(0)How is this an FML? I say you're lucky you didn't pee on the bus.
#61 - On 08/20/2009 at 2:58pm by murdermygymsox
(0)YDI because if you knew you drank a liter and half of water you should have peed, or if you had known you wouldn't be able to pee for 9 hours you shouldn't have drank so much water!
#62 - On 08/20/2009 at 3:21pm by grlwitperlEring
(0)Oh.. another person with Anon in his nick, I don't trust those anymore after having seen 2 of that guy within 2 days
(0)Well at least you have clean pants in the house and you didn't have to walk him with wet pants! If I was going to pee my pants I'd want to do it right at my front door.
I could take a Rorschach test with all the piss stains I have on my pants.
#68 - On 08/20/2009 at 5:40pm by cadre
(0)One hour walking? Pee in a restaurant or in a bush or something. There's sure to be someplace to pee.
#69 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:04pm by kindofgocrazy
(0)just walk down an alley and piss beside a garbage box
#70 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:11pm by SookMauNoots
(0)k well , you kinda deserved it.
you should have gone to the bathroom ... I'm sure you had the oprotunity to pee sevral times in those nine hours ...
#71 - On 08/20/2009 at 6:30pm by JoBroCrazyy_14
(0)great way to make us look as bad as the victorians lol
yeah pee b4 you get on any transport..
#80 - On 08/20/2009 at 11:01pm by catriona_cd
(0)YDI for using metric and making us convert that from liters to quarts which never translates nicely. Next time use the bathroom with more frequency. Even Superman has to pee.
(0)You realise there are other countries in the world right?
I would seriously stop your whining now. You have other things to do, such as pulling the stick out of your ass. Or maybe its too far up now.
Dipshit american.
#87 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:55am by portable_chicken
(0)Way to make us Americans look like conceited fools. Thanks so much for that. You're probably trolling, but that doesn't mean you didn't make people overseas hate us even more. When I travel I don't want to have to deal with that.
#93 - On 08/21/2009 at 7:20pm by RoguePenguin
(0)dude, i feel ya...one time i had to pee so bad on my 1.5 hour commute home that i actually blacked out (while still conscious) and to this day i don't remember portions of that drive home. but i still didn't pee my pants, so FYL.
(0)YDI for using the metric system. WTF is a litre???
#91 - On 08/21/2009 at 11:24am by serpicosghost
(0)It seems to me like your an ignorant asshole.
its what nearly every country in the world uses as a form of measuring water.
So STFU.
#94 - On 08/21/2009 at 10:03pm by portable_chicken
(+1)okay....do the guy who said "fyl for using liters" .....only two countries do not use metric. Every other country uses liters, meters, etc. The US has to be "special" and have our own system of measurement.
(0)I doubt you live here in Australia, if you only drank 1.5L a day then you would be dehydrated in no time.
(0)im pretty sure that in those 9 hours you woulda had access to a bathroom, and since you didn't go, its most likely because you couldn't get off your ass to go. plus your kidneys are gonna be fucked now. good job.
#104 - On 08/26/2009 at 10:15pm by theawesomerabbit
(0)Okay, i don't know why you didn't use your bathroom for nine hours, but at least it was at your front door, and not at the bus stop or on the bus. And on the note of wetting yourself...
Making friends is like peeing yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can experience the warm feeling it brings you.
Hahaha, I just read that somewhere, and I thought it was pretty funny, and it was related to your FML.
(0)atleast you made it to " ur house" went in after u peed urself only to find urself in ur nieghbors house. but still. at least u made it to ur house. iv done that. happens to lots of pple
