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Today, I farted while I was in line at the bank. I tried to pretend it wasn't me by looking at the man behind me and turning back with a disgusted look on my face. I thought I had gotten away with it when the man yells "It wasn't me, this bitch did it". FML
So not only did you try to conceal it from yourself (reasonable), but you also tried to pin it on someone else?
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