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Today, I farted while I was in line at the bank. I tried to pretend it wasn't me by looking at the man behind me and turning back with a disgusted look on my face. I thought I had gotten away with it when the man yells "It wasn't me, this bitch did it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5394) - you deserved it (58564)

On 08/19/2009 at 7:39am - misc - by moutz (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

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