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Today, I was excited to go to school because it was my 18th birthday. I walk in, and see a huge sign that says "Happy Birthday Katie! Love, Your Love." I ran up to my boyfriend of 4 years and thanked him. He responded with "It's your birthday?" The sign was for a Katie two grades lower than me. FML


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On 03/18/2009 at 8:20pm - misc - by MyB-Day (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I'm sure people will comment that he's probably not much of a boyfriend, given that he forgot your birthday, but don't let it get to you. It's easy to forget things like that. Enjoy your birthday!

#1 - On 03/19/2009 at 4:08am by digitalangel

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Your boyfriend forgot your 18th? If it was me, I'd be at your house at midnight with a video camera and an economy size pack of Trojans.
Oh, Happy B-day, by the way.

#5 - On 03/19/2009 at 5:05am by ak725

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