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Today, I said thanks to a man who got up for me in the bus. He angrily said "no, not you!". The old lady who sat down is now staring at me. FML


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On 12/03/2008 at 12:04am - misc - by pam - Sent from mobile version

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If you really wanted that seat, you should have said "but I'm pregnant"

#7 - On 08/21/2009 at 2:20am by pulpfiction

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hehe i got told off for not getting up for an old bloke.I was 7 mths pregnant, just finished work and he didnt believe me.He was thrown off the bus.Not my fault I didnt show much
Meh, you paid same amount if not more for the seat, fluck him!

#9 - On 01/16/2010 at 1:50am by deathdefiyer

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