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Today, I went to buy a cake for my daughter's birthday. She really loves Twilight, so I decided to get her a vampire-related cake. I wrote down "fangs" as a decoration. The baker thought it said "wangs". My 10 year old daughter's cake has wangs all over it. Her party is tomorrow morning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36921) - you deserved it (7903)

On 08/08/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by TheCake - United States (Florida)

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cover it in m&ms and sprinkles, or extra icing. hope it works out. that sucks wangs.

#5 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:09am by dumpweedx

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I doubt the baker "thought" it said "wangs." He probably just hates Twilight, so he decided to play a mean prank on a poor little girl. Or I'm just cynical.

#16 - On 08/08/2009 at 6:23am by marissajean42

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