Today, my boyfriend who likes to get high was driving me insisting he wasn't currently high. A family of deer was standing on the side of the road and he pulled over by them waited until they walked closer to us and said, "what seems to be the problem officers?" He wasn't kidding. FML
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On 08/07/2009 at 2:34am - misc - by Jstar - Sent from a mobile version
whatever he was on, it certainly wasn't any soft drug, even shrooms don't make you act like that. this is or fake or he got his hands on some lsd, making it very improbable that he can drive
and wtf were you doing in a CAR with him if he was HIGH?
idiot.
#63 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:29pm by missmeliss0309
I didn't make it past "my boyfriend who likes to get high" before hitting the YDI button.
#77 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:10pm by Phillay632
To #40 You don't confuse deer and people on acid. Things look the same they just move, change color, or have patterns. Also I have seen plenty of people drive under that sort of influence easily and usually just as well as if they were sober. I would much rather see people driving on acid than people driving drunk
#78 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:13pm by crack_aint_whack
@63: Not all high people are like drunk people. For some it just sets up a mood enhancement (for example, an old friend of mine smoked a joint every morning so he wouldn't go apeshit for the rest of the day [he had... problems ahurr]). My friend's brother drove us (my friend and I) around while a little high; there was no difference...
Of course, if THAT's how OP's boyfriend gets when high, then definitely do not get in the car. Then again, if this is just how he is when he's really high... well, I wouldn't take the chance either way (you can't always tell immediately if someone is really high or just sort of high).
I know if I ever got high I would never drive, even if it was just a little. I'm absent-minded to begin with, I can't even imagine how I'd be when high.
Anyway, yeah, OP, if your boyfriend gets that high and drives, he's a stupid. You need to AT LEAST talk to him about that shit. Getting high is fine on your own time (I suppose) but not when you could hurt somebody.
It's still sort of your fault for getting in the car with him, knowing he was high, knowing he likes to get high. I won't say it's your fault for dating an idiot; lord knows we ALL date idiots at some point, and it's not like it is a massive problem you'll never be able to get over. Isn't that what love is for, anyway? To CONQUER ALL PROBLEMS or some stupid corny shit like that?
I will say FYL for having a stupid boyfriend though. Work on that, please.
#84 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:22pm by DameGreyWulf
what about salvia? people trip out on that stuff. they definitely see things that don't make sense!
#143 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:09pm by curlyfriez
Yeah, #63, most people should be able to drive high. It doesn't really impair motor coordination like alcohol does. If you're not a dangerous driver to begin with, it shouldn't be a problem.
And, to the OP, if he had just smoked weed, he would probably think this is really funny. If it was something heavier, then maybe he would have genuinely mistaken them.
#144 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:24pm by Bombercules
And why is that, I bet you drink don't you, it's just as stupid.
#232 - On 10/01/2009 at 3:50am by MoooMooMooMooMoo
When did it ever say he was high on weed? He could be high on any hallucinogen - meth, LSD, PCP - weed's not the only drug.
#25 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:54am by snowflake19
meth isn't a halluconogen...and neither is dust. and nobody says they're high on LSD.
#27 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:00am by _THE_MASTER_
#87, are you stupid? Meth is a stimulant. PCP is a dissociative. LSD is the only hallucinogen listed.
#126 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:23pm by wienerwagon
News flash guys, cannabis is a mild hallucinogen. Now granted you won't be "tripping balls" when you use it, but it can enhance colors, sound and feelings, which is a hallucination. Look it up if you don't believe me.
#177 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:50am by hatelololol
if by getting high you mean smoking weed... then this is totally fake. if he was on acid then this might be legit.
or he was just fucking with you because you seem to be an uptight person. pretty much you deserved it since he was either fucking with you or you are dating a guy who likes to drop acid before you LET him drive you around
#6 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:15am by doicha27
Even if this is fake, I was highly amused by the mental image of some guy talking to deer.
The better question is how the deer actually came up closer to the car...I pass deer on a regular basis, and they don't enjoy coming close to vehicles.
#7 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:17am by percussionchic
Me too! I laughed so hard... it's funny to think of a guy talking to some deer. But you're right... I don't think deer are tame enough to walk up to a couple of people. HAHAHA
my aunt actually has a pet deer who does walk up to humans... i wonder if jumper and his pals were up to no good last night... hm...
#43 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:22am by tarpack1984
really? i thought all animals were okay to pet... dang it! so much for petting the wild lion like i wanted to do.
i meant my comment (#43) as a joke to elicit a laugh not as a serious statement. but thanks for clearing that up #88.
#106 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:13pm by tarpack1984
No dude whoever says lions are not okay to pet are feeding you a load of bull and don't want you to experience the greatness of what it entails, those signs in the zoo, that say don't jump in the cages, they just know that if people realized how fun it was to be with the animals and play tag with them they would never be able to get them to leave and the zoo would always be wayyyyy to packed, thats why when you see me at the zoo, im the one jumpin walls and swinging with the monkeys, if you want to actually live you will become one with the animals, and instead of being threatend they will become one with you. They are my only friends and the best times of my life is when I'm in the cages with lions, tigers, and bears OH MY. but seriously, hippos and lions and elephants(cuz you can ride on top of them), and big ass gorillas are my favs to chill out with!!! :)
#118 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:44pm by ananamoose
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Why the @#$% would you have a boyfriend who likes to get high.?! That's retarded.
#10 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:23am by BeginnersLove
Because it's relaxing just like alcohol, the only difference being one can: kill you, make you gain weight, and make you suicidal.
#38 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:12am by pennguitarist14
38 im assuming your talking about alcohol when you say one can kill you... it is impossible to die from smoking weed, people die from alcohol poisoning all the time.
OP, fucking deal with it.
i doubt that he believed the deer were cops, if he was smoking weed then theres no way he hallucinated, but he probably thought it would be funny to fuck with you, which it was.
#47 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:30am by guitardedman
because smoking weed makes me feel really calm and relaxed, and weed makes you feel really good.
and acid is just (L), there is no other drug out there for me.
i do drugs because its fun, and i because i wanna try everything in life once ;)
#53 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:57am by mandyreid_
Yeah its nearly impossible to die from pot. I do drink often and I see how it affects people based on the amount of breweries I go to and members of my family. I might be the black sheep for being into psychedelics for opening up my mind but I haven't been to hospital for it nor have I been arrested unlike members of my family and friends.
#67 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:40pm by pennguitarist14
while i agree that alcohol can kill you and make you gain weight more than marijuana i disagree about the last part.
both alcohol and marijuana can exacerbate pre-existing suicidal notions.
#98 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:51pm by doicha27
geez people get so critical!
real or fake i still find it hilarious
#11 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:24am by _HollieWould
No way. I smoke weed everyday and have never been this high. No one has been. This is COMPLETE bullshit. If there were cops on the side of the road, why would you go over to them if they didnt pull you over.?
#12 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:26am by DixieDub16
There are a few comments like this, and it makes me laugh that so many people didn't read it properly. Not once does s/he mention cannabis.
Still, I thought it was funny, real or fake.
I'm pretty sure there are two options here. Your boyfriend was screwing with you, which is hilarious, or he's just that stupid on his own.
#14 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:28am by Escapist28
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#20 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:47am by monsterhospital
Does high only mean taking lots of weed? Surely high just means you've taken lots of any drug?
#21 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:48am by divineinstrument
OK, have any of you ever smoked weed? There's NO WAY someone on marijuana would mistake some f#$^&*%ing deer for a Police Officer...he WAS kidding, you're dumb enough not to know. And before anyone gets on their high (no pun intended?) horse, see how many deer you get pulled over by when you're drinking your very legal alcohol.
your comment annoyed me,
did the OP once say "he smoked WEED", no she didnt.
she said he was HIGH, and being high means
'a state of altered consciousness induced by alcohol or narcotics; "they took drugs to get a high on"'
^ dont see anything about JUST smoking weed there?
and you actually have NO CLUE if he was kidding or not.
"He wasn't kidding."
you can only make a guess that he was, because the OP said he wasn't
and how can you correct the OP when it's her fml?
who says anything about drinking?
#52 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:51am by mandyreid_
OK, are you people retarded? Did the poster even HINT that it was cannabis or are you just fucking with me?
"Today, my boyfriend who likes to get high was driving."
#26 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:54am by elsieenchanted
you should probably never get in a car with him again, just sayin. driving when you're under the influence of anything=bad idea.
#28 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:01am by tre3s
I have a feeling if I pulled over next to deer they would run away, not move towards me..
#29 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:02am by lilanglhebert
you people keeps saying weed, but the OP never said anything about weed. it could be any hallucinogen.
you kinda deserve it, for dating him though... it is a funny situation though
well, that's because typically when people say their high, they're talking about pot. makes sense. again, nobody refers to being on a drug as high unless it's a handful of things. pot, meth, and crack are the ones you typically hear. since crack is essentially cocaine, it won't have that effect on you. since meth is essentially redneck crack, wich is essentially cocaine, it also wouldn't have that effect. and since pot doesn't make you think that deer are police pulling you over, the OP's boyfriend was having a really good laugh at her expense, and she totally deserves it for being so incredibly naive and for accusing him for what I'm going to go ahead and assume was a long while before he decided to fuck with her.
#36 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:09am by _THE_MASTER_
I can't believe youre going out with such a dumbass...
i mean it's retarded that he's talking to deers but you going out with a guy that talks to deer while he is high it pretty stupid, you had it comming for you lmfaoooooo
#32 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:05am by oliveolive
Was he smoking salvia or something? WTF? Maybe he respects the authority of deer..
#35 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:07am by Hellcrapdamn
who cares if it is fake? i agree, he could be high on other drugs than weed..but i know people who see some seriously fucked up shit when they been smokin good weed.
anyway, this pretty much made my day, i laughed for like five minutes. :)
#41 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:18am by bpchamp123
maybe he eat some magic mushrooms? that gets you high and works hallucinating... that sounds most logic to me! but still, I'm wondering how he could stop the car, and be waiting until the deer came close to his window, without the OP wondering what he was doing!
YDI for your bf-choice and not seeing that he was high
FYL for your bf being irresponsible
I've pulled up to a deer that was fairly close to the side of the road before and he didn't run away. He continued to graze i actually have a picture of him :)
#44 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:26am by Polionixon
wow @ most of the commenters saying YDI for having a bf who gets high and other shit like that. learn to take FML less seriously. this was fucking hilarious, fake or not.
Come on, this is the exception, not the rule. I'm what you would consider a 'pothead' and when I hang out with my friends and GF who doesn't smoke, I never do if I have to drive her home. We 'smart potheads' do exist, you know :)
#54 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:58am by stereopump
That's fking hilarious? You should've gotten a good laugh.
#58 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:05pm by thelonelylurker
If you think it was pot, you know nothing about pot.
Also, smoking pot sometimes doesn't make you a pothead.
Andddd, there's nothing wrong with dating someone who smokes. My s.o. does, and he's probably the best person I know, and the best boyfriend I've ever had. Plus, it makes sex sooo intense! hah. Always a plus. ;)
YDI...if you know how much of a pothead the guy is, in addition to being your boyfriend, then might as well not complain about issues like that.
#64 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:30pm by RussianStarchild
This is fucking stupid. I agree with #64, and really, a deer isn't gonna walk up to your car, it's gonna run off. So either you were high when you wrote this, or it's a fake. Also, YDI for dating such a pothead. It's called standards!
i bet he can take it to court and tell em' that the deer was being racist or something, I'm sure they'll understand. those damn deer!
Hiii, no one said it was pot. If it really happened, then it couldn't have been (just) pot.
Edit: This was supposed to be in response to someone... fail. However, since a lot of people are saying she deserves it for dating a pothead, whatever.
even if it's not real, I got a real nice laugh out of it.
#74 - On 08/07/2009 at 12:57pm by celiaeatsballz
Since clearly he was not high on weed, why the fuck did you stay in the car with him? If he had to insist, you clearly didn't believe him, and he was on a pretty bad drug by the sounds of it. I hope you got out of the car at some point and walked home or got another ride. If you have a problem with drugs let me give you a hint: break up with him. He won't stop doing them for you.
YDI big time
#75 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:07pm by KarasuFyre
Assuming this is fake, but if it's not then...If he was on some sort of hallucinogen when he saw the deer, how did she see them too? I think either they were both on a hallucinogen, this is fake, or the OP is an uptight bitch. :D
In any event, YDI
#76 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:10pm by gesseniasxangel
You're an idiot, #76. Totally missed the point. The deer really were there.
Anyway, who gives a shit if it's fake? It's highly amusing.
#79 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:15pm by somethingx
1. Weed doesn't make you confuse people and animals. At least not at close range.
2. If you're going to be with someone who likes to smoke weed, then you have made the decision to deal with whatever situations may occur due to that. Don't think, such as most women do, that you'll be able to make him quit. If you can't handle his problems, then break up with him. Simple as that.
3. You deserved it.
#82 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:19pm by toughluck08
YDI: You're bf likes to get high....also you got in the car with him knowing he MIGHT be high
#86 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:25pm by Brooklynxman
Hows the OP a uptight bitch? She doesn't want to be driven by someone under the influence.. thats not uptight thats SMART.
Get it right.
It's simple as to how she is uptight: She complained about her boyfriend being high. If she was so concerned then she wouldn't let him drive or even be in the car. Even then, he must have been joking with her to talk to the deer.
#115 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:36pm by pennguitarist14
You can't control what someone else does.
She could have refused to get in the car ect, but since we don' know the surrounding circumstances its hard to say.
And all you IGNORANT people who say that pot smoking and driving has never killed anyone, oh god. Even if there hasn't been any known cases its enough that it COULD happen. You may have made the same mistake sober, but then again maybe you wouldn't have.
I could have caused that accident because I was high weighs nicely on the conscience doesn't it?
I'm not against pot, do it in wherever, just don't do things that can have a possibility of endangering other people.
The only possible thing he could have been on is mescaline or peyote, in which case, his driving would be impossible.
Also, for everyone who's like 'it's near impossible to die from weed'
There's an urban legend about someone who overdosed on weed. Other than that it's impossible, you'd have to smoke something relatively close to three times your body weight, in an hour.
Other than that there's the couple millisecond altered reaction-speed, which is so minute that it's pointless to even mention. There was actually a driving test done sponsored by either a magazine or the FDA of America where they had a driver, a drunk driver, and a high driver. The high driver made one mistake more than the sober guy. The drunk made about 50.
#97 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:50pm by TotallyAwesome
Somehow you forgot to give us a link to this wonderful peer-reviewed study about how much pot-smoking helps one's reaction times while driving. And no, HighTimes doesn't count as a quality journal.
I saw the recent BBC documentary about pot. The reporter couldnt get the car over 45 kph but when drunk she sped up to 75 kph and hit 7/7 cones.
#123 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:11pm by pennguitarist14
wowwwww. . . i wouldn't have a high boyfriend in the first place..
#99 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:52pm by foreverlemon
Marijuana is associated with increased incidence of schizophrenia, which is what this sounds like.
http://www.nida.nih.gov/Infofacts/marijuana.html
Someone who was high wouldn't know they are having delusions. Only someone else would know what is real and what is not.
#101 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:58pm by I_am_stupid_also
That is honestly hilarious. I wonder what the deer thought.
#102 - On 08/07/2009 at 1:58pm by manoverboard
For everyone who's saying "YDI for dating someone who does drugs, bla bla bla"
Shut up haha. You've obviously never tried drugs, and are too naive.
People who consume drugs, are the most CHILL people you will ever meet.
So fuck your standards and such.
Don't talk negatively about something you don't know.
I don't really care if people use drugs or not, I mean god, I live in Boulder haha. EVERYONE gets high. But don't generalize, that's stupid. Not all the people who consume drugs are "chill". My dad was a drug addict and he was abusive. Is that chill? Don't talk positively (for lack of a better word) about something you don't know.
@#103 - you are one of most naively stupid people I have ever encountered if you think drug users are just "chill"
Drug users are chill, atleast the ones that I know.
And like I said above, there are no such thing as addictions.
Its called escapism, and he definitely had problems before consuming, or the drug he was consuming changed him drastically.
By all means, talk about how drugs are bad and make people do stupid things, I won't argue with you there. But I wasn't really talking about the bigger drugs as to the smaller ones such as weed, kush, hash etc.
"there are no such thing as addictions"
Hence why people's bodies go through physical withdrawals. Oh wait, I guess people just make this stuff up.
#216 - On 08/10/2009 at 3:46am by Lunelle
hahahahaahahahahahahaah sounds like something i would do!
#105 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:11pm by emily_c_x
Today, i was shopping with step Dad. I wondered off from him and once i had found, i tryed to freak him out by wacking him on the arse. When he turned around it ended up being my science teacher. The fucked up thing is... He seems freakish happy. FML
#108 - On 08/07/2009 at 2:19pm by emily_c_x
ROTFLMFAO!!!!! Holy shit that made my day!! This is why I dont do drugs hahahaha thats in my favs now
ydi... Why would you get in a car with someone that high? Real boyfriend material either way and if you don't approve of that kinda thing why are you with him -he's not likely to stop for you.
i calll faaake, cause there isnt a drug out there that would make someone see deer as people.
unless you got your hands on some bad drugs
getting high and driving doesnt make any difference unless your super blown
#121 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:04pm by LtDelicious
This is a load of bull. Weed doesn't make you hallucinate. It isn't bad for you in any way. Cigarrettes and Alcohol are MUCH worse.
Oh magically the smoke from your weed doesn't harm your lungs at all? Snap son!
#217 - On 08/10/2009 at 3:49am by Lunelle
I'm calling BS on this one. I don't give a S abouttje fldrug claim, but Deer are way too skitish to walk closer to a car. If you crack a twig they run....
YDI but this is probably one of the funniest FMLs ever
the image of a guy talking to a group of deer is just hilarious
#129 - On 08/07/2009 at 3:28pm by grlwitperlEring
That is completely screwed that you would actually allow your boyfriend to drive while high. There is nothing funny about that; he could have killed someone, including yourself. I hope he gets caught and is prosecuted to the full extent of the law before he hurts or kills someone else.
That's kind of hard to do since nobody has ever killed anyone driving high. Ever.
#136 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:36pm by survivalism
You've the statistics to back up your claim??? That's a pretty hardcore statement... I've gotten into accidents because I was stoned (ON POT), more distractable, and so when I saw a rabid dog in my neighborhood, I paid it more attention than the stopped car in front of me. I rear ended her, and nearly totalled our Neon (fucking crumple zones). Had I been going faster, it could'a been worse... Now I also see more when I'm on pot, and am much more relaxed when dealing with the rest of the psychopaths on the road... So I'll continue to get high n drive...
#139 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:53pm by DieterDerBlau
never been high in my life and even i know thats bullshit confusing deer for police... a mentally handicapped person on every drug in existence maybe but not some guy that likes to get high it was prolly only weed anyway
#135 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:34pm by rmpg14
1) Weed doesn't make you schizophrenic. What is this, 1934?
2) Weed doesn't make you hallucinate. Reefer Madness is not a legitimate source of marijuana information.
3) Weed has never killed anyone. Anyone. In HISTORY.
4) 12,998 people died in alcohol-related car wrecks in 2007.
5) It's impossible to kill anyone driving eight miles an hour with the blinker on.
#138 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:48pm by survivalism
It's 2009.
http://www.modern-psychiatry.com/marijuana2.htm
"While it is very likely that other illicit drugs may cause some cases of schizophrenia, marijuana is by far the leading offender, perhaps in part due to it being the most popular and most heavily abused illicit drug. Marijuana causes temporary paranoid feelings in many users and mild perceptual hallucinations are common. However, the research evidence is extremely strong, proving beyond any reasonable doubt that marijuana causes a large number of cases of schizophrenia in the modern world. A number of studies have found marijuana has a stronger link to causing schizophrenia than other drugs. While some other causes of schizophrenia have decreased, e.g. brain injury and in utero infections, marijuana has made up the difference.
MRI Prove THC Interferes with Inferior Frontal Cortex, Causing Psychotic Symptoms: British doctors took brain scans of 15 healthy volunteers given small doses of two of the active ingredients of cannabis, as well as a placebo. One compound, cannabidiol, or CBD, made people more relaxed. But even small doses of another component, tetrahydrocannabinol, or THC, produced temporary psychotic symptoms in people, including hallucinations and paranoid delusions. In analyzing MRI scans, researchers found that THC interfered with activity in the inferior frontal cortex, a region of the brain associated with paranoia. "THC is switching off that regulator," McGuire said, effectively unleashing the paranoia usually kept under control by the frontal cortex. Philip McGuire, et al. King's College, Institute of Psychiatry. London. International Cannabis and Mental Health Conference. London. May 1, 2007."
#142 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:05pm by I_am_stupid_also
You fucked up your own research. First off: Marijuana does not CAUSE schizophrenia it opens the schizophrenia IF the person has a PRE-DISPOSITION (Ie. It's in your family). And in that case ANYTHING can do that. Lets imagine that person "A" has a pre-disposition and you (Person "B") decides to say a crude joke it can be set off, or if you slam the car door too hard or for no reason at all. The only reason it's associated with marijuana is because people are looking for it. (AND that the DEA and other drug prohibition exagerate their material- If you don't believe just look at cops, they yuse the "scare tatic" all the time) If scientists looked for schizophrenia when someone has caffine they would find it.
Where are we getting these "weed has never ________________ in history" statements?!?!?!? Thats some seriously broad shit to be hanging your hat on. The only way I can agree with that is that it wasn't the weed directly responsible, but the idiot who'd smoked it who was... U can't prove there hasn't been one pot-related accident of ANY kind that's caused a death... Hell, I bet at least one stoner dropped his bong off a roof somewhere n killed someone when it hit em in the head...
#140 - On 08/07/2009 at 4:56pm by DieterDerBlau
True, and these people are misrepresenting the information. What the correct statement should say is "Marijuana has never in history caused an overdose." Which is correct at this stage, in future years humans may find history that faults what wee understand. (People thought the earth flat, but we now know that that is not true.)
its fake. all of my boyfriends have been total druggies and no one is like that, even when they're totally tripping. YDI for not knowing what being high is like ;]
#146 - On 08/07/2009 at 5:31pm by veganxunicorn
This is fake on so many levels. Deer do not walk towards people, especially an entire family of deer. People who are high do not mistake deer for people. Girls who are this stupid do not have boyfriends. Shall I go on?
a lady driving drunk and high killed herself, all but one of her kids, all of her bros kids, and at least 2 others.
#157 - On 08/07/2009 at 8:32pm by deliapearl
The research shows that alcohol causes dangerous driving where-as driving under the influence of marijuana causes slower driving and more constant attention to the roads. And so what is Canabis Culture & High Times magazine displayed the information, the government of Canada did the study.
YDI for letting him drive and believing HIM when he says he's not high.... Considering he's you boyfriend and you know he's a pothead, you should have known better girl!
this FML is complete bullshit. sorry, that doesn't happen from smoking weed.
#164 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:18pm by jamieskittles
i said FYL because you obviously have no life and have to make that up..or your boyfriend is lying to you and is on a lot more then weed and you believe him which makes you ignorant.. either way fyl
#166 - On 08/07/2009 at 10:21pm by jamieskittles
He should be arrested and put in jail for a long time
#170 - On 08/07/2009 at 11:19pm by blahdsflksfd
dude whatever he was on, he was obviously tripping balls and definitely should NOT have been driving. Definitely had to be some hardcore drugs.
Wtf, your boyfriend's a moron and you're still with him? Fail.
On the other hand, I'm surprised the deer actually approached the car.
I expected them to run off or something.
haha thats fuckin hilarious. your boyfriends hectic
but this sounds soo made up, like out of a joke book or something.
#174 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:16am by 911emergency
It's funny how everyone on here has so much knowledge of drugs and getting high...
#175 - On 08/08/2009 at 12:22am by adamluverr
While this is pretty much awesome, you're sort of dumb for letting your boyfriend drive high, or getting in the car with him.
It's common sense not to drive while high.
Oh, and pot is not a drug. If it is, it's the safest one out there and it's safer than alcohol too.
#182 - On 08/08/2009 at 2:57am by uberkrissy
hahaha what a dumbass anyone can drive blown marijuana wouldnt make you hallucinate to that point and trust me cuz if he was he wouldnt be able to walk!
did yall not read it well
she said he said he wasnt high at that momment
so obviously she believed him
which i wuldnt really do
but heyy she believed he wasnt high
I agree with #77, YDI for having a druggie boyfriend, even if this is all fake.
#187 - On 08/08/2009 at 4:22am by fedex_chan
Are you stupid ?? or have a low IQ ??
I suggest if you have any where to go in the furture you drive yourself, my sister has a friend who got into a car with her boyfriend who had taken drugs, he crashed that car and she was trapped under the dash board for 12 hours before anyone found them (they went off the road into thick bush) she is now a paralysed from the waist down.
#189 - On 08/08/2009 at 7:54am by Ashleigh_85
Oh my god! Reading that story just made my day. This should really be turned into one of those illustrated FML. The visual is just priceless.
#212 - On 08/10/2009 at 12:22am by blue_angel
i'm sorry but that's hilarious.
what the hell was he on... and give me the number to his dealer.
#213 - On 08/10/2009 at 1:45am by killingart
Isn't there a possibility you were hallucinating and you saw deers while they were actually cops, who walked closer to you?
#214 - On 08/10/2009 at 3:15am by abhijeet_dev
I wish people were this educated on stuff that actually matters.
#215 - On 08/10/2009 at 3:32am by Lunelle
yeah... he was obviously fuckin with you lol. i know tons of people who drive just fine while baked
#219 - On 08/10/2009 at 11:23am by Richieq212
LOL, you might want to drive from now on!
What was the deers' reactions?
#223 - On 08/11/2009 at 5:59pm by EpicFishFingers
... he'd have to be tripping on something a lot more better than weed to make this real
#224 - On 08/12/2009 at 8:40am by purple91
Man its not that difficult to drive on acid. And I bet he was probably fucking with her because no one is that stupid unless he smoke a bunch of PCP and ate a lot of acid. Like sure acid isnt gonna make you confuse deer and police but you may just be thinking about the police and then in your head make imagine a scenario and then believe its real and then think your getting pulled and be totally in your mind basically like dreaming while awake and then see something coming up to your car and be like yes officer? that is the possible only explanation but you would probably know if he was that fucking high
Can't be pot. I've been so high I couldn't stand it and driven. Mostly it scares the driver and anyone else that's high, but you drive slowly and carefully.
