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Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML
You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.