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Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26040) - you deserved it (498532)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

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That's just MEAN on your part.

#1 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:02pm by beerab

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You are a pompous bastard. You deserved a knife, not a pencil.

#4 - On 08/06/2009 at 2:02pm by mardigrasqueen

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