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Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26723) - you deserved it (2071)

On 01/31/2009 at 4:40pm - misc - by toosmall - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Reminds me of a story. I was in Tokyo (visiting) with a couple friends who were working there, and we were out trying to kill the local beer supply. We all stagger into the john before boarding a train to go home, and there's this Japanese guy in there, so we split up around him, unzip, and one of my buddies looks down and just out of the blue (maybe presuming the dude doesn't know English) remarks, "Hey man, nice dick!"
"Thank you!" he replied, finished up, and casually walked out. We all nearly died laughing.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 4:51pm by Robert N. Weaver

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why was he looking at your cock anyway?

#2 - On 02/19/2009 at 11:49pm by beansgc

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