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Today, I was driving my car with expired tags to work. Because I was on the phone I almost missed my turn. So when I made a wide right turn I swiped a cop car sitting at the intersection. I was given a ticket, my car was towed and the cop thanked me for helping him make his monthly quota. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6106) - you deserved it (56904)

On 07/29/2009 at 8:36am - misc - by tatilalicious - United States (Texas)

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