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Today, was my birthday. I rented a condo on the beach for me and my friends to stay at, they were supposed to pick me up. They left without me to stay in the condo I paid for. Determined to make my birthday a little better, I went to see what my parents got me. They got me a barbie, even though I turned 18. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37421) - you deserved it (2645)

On 07/28/2009 at 10:17pm - misc - by fmbirthday - United States (Florida)

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