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Today, walking from class to my apartment, I was mugged and had my wallet, phone, and backpack taken from me. As I handed my stuff over I angrily muttered "you're taking everything from but my shoes", under my breath. The asshole heard me, looked down, and demanded my sneakers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39143) - you deserved it (47288)

On 03/17/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by Noname - United States (Virginia)

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