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Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML

I agree, your life sucks (10488) - you deserved it (29482)

On 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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