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Today, I was sitting in a coffee shop when the weird guy who had been pacing the store talking to himself approached our table. He looked at me, and in all seriousness, said, "I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but your butt crack is showing." FML

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On 07/27/2009 at 9:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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lmao, maybe he was debating with himself as to whether or not he should tell you your crack was showing!

#2 - On 07/28/2009 at 3:26am by AssOf2009

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"hey man don't get all cracked up"

#4 - On 07/28/2009 at 3:31am by Imawhalerider

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