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Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8863) - you deserved it (16416)

On 11/26/2008 at 11:21pm - misc - by Smile - Sent from mobile version

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Today, I went to unlock my door but a broken key was already in the lock. FML

#2 - On 02/20/2009 at 4:50pm by Sadman

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sounds like it's not going to be great for that person either.

#1 - On 02/17/2009 at 7:57pm by Eir

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