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Today, I went to a club with my friends. I told my mom that I was going to come back home at 3:00 a.m. At 3:15 a.m., my mom comes to the club, with 2 cops, wearing pyjamas, shouting my name and telling me to come back home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42220) - you deserved it (13564)

On 07/19/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by marcelop - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

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