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Today, I went to a club with my friends. I told my mom that I was going to come back home at 3:00 a.m. At 3:15 a.m., my mom comes to the club, with 2 cops, wearing pyjamas, shouting my name and telling me to come back home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45529) - you deserved it (17180)

On 07/19/2009 at 1:11am - misc - by marcelop - Mexico (Nuevo Leon)

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Fucking. Owned.

#5 - On 07/19/2009 at 6:15am by Alex_Wilko

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Well, you should've been home or called.

#3 - On 07/19/2009 at 6:14am by Cute

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