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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd still like me if I shaved my head. He told me it wouldn't matter to him, and I called him a liar. Then he said, "Well my mom died of cancer six months ago, so I'm sort of used to it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10138) - you deserved it (61726)

On 07/18/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Lars (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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