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Today, my boyfriend was teaching me to drive, and told me he agreed with the stereotype that women are worse drivers than men. I argued with him so heatedly about how it was just like a man to say something like that, that I drove through our garage doors because I wasn't paying attention. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7599) - you deserved it (45645)

On 07/17/2009 at 5:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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hes right

#1 - On 07/17/2009 at 7:33pm by thabeast

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Please tell me you're also Asian. That would make this oh so perfect.

#35 - On 07/17/2009 at 8:14pm by dspadres

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