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Today, I came out to my dad. He called me weak minded and said that he has never been more disappointed in me. I didn't come out as gay. I came out as a vegetarian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38725) - you deserved it (12048)

On 07/14/2009 at 2:58am - misc - by pkstarstorm (man) - United States (New York)

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