Today, I learned that "Officer, I do not consent to any searches" means "Officer, please handcuff me, I am trying to be difficult" in cop speak. FML
I agree, your life sucks (45284) - you deserved it (21379)
On 07/12/2009 at 4:59am - misc - by whatrights - United States (California)
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That's total abuse of power.
#3 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:19am by zombiepeanut
See in context
i hate cops
#2 - On 07/12/2009 at 10:18am by sameer672
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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