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Today, British Telecom disconnected my landline by mistake. Their call centre in India tried to reach me. Result, they spoke to an unknown gentleman, who told them he didn't need a phone line at my address. Reconnection in 2 business days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18752) - you deserved it (1784)

On 11/22/2008 at 6:51am - misc - by Sugar - United Kingdom

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B.T. is the incarnation of Hell on this planet!

#3 - On 02/26/2009 at 12:49pm by tieranosaurus

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people on here are mean :(

#20 - On 08/14/2011 at 10:17pm by 123amanda123

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