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Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47644) - you deserved it (25851)

On 07/06/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by expen_dable (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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Stories that have to do with weed bring out the most ignorant, conservative, fucking idiots on FML. Maybe if you didn't let the media spoon feed you exaggerated and downright wrong information about weed, you'd realize that the roomate who drinks and smokes is the one with the problem, despite the legality. Also, legality aside, you don't go around smashing shit your roomate paid a lot of money for just because of your skewed personal views. The roomate better pay for a new bong or you need to get rid off all her alcohol and cigarettes in a similar fashion.

#51 - On 07/06/2009 at 1:26pm by Rota

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I would have killed him. no exageration. he would be dead. I would have shoved the pack of cigs so far up his ass he would puke tobacco!

#3 - On 07/06/2009 at 6:19am by NightWatchmen87

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