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Today, I came home and found out that my new roommate, who smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week, had smashed my $300 bong because "weed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill you slowly." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44954) - you deserved it (23927)

On 07/06/2009 at 1:55am - misc - by expen_dable (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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