Today, at the restaurant I work at, I gave a man back his change and told him to enjoy the sunny day. He replied by dramatically saying that the sun was his mortal enemy. Thinking he was joking, I asked him if he was a vampire. Turns out he has skin cancer. FML
I agree, your life sucks (30256) - you totally deserved it (9105)
On 07/02/2009 at 4:31am - misc - by Kristache (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)
Maybe if he talked like a regular person instead of like a vampire
#1 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:07pm by ForestFire0
Woah. I think someone hacked my account. I did NOT write that.
New account time. /:
that's freaky O_o
#30 - On 07/02/2009 at 3:09pm by SusanaSaysRawrxD
did your read the FML before posting that comment "ladykitty"?
#41 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:27pm by meeeep
Hahaha #1 has the best comment. Also, it's more like F his life, not yours.
#49 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:46pm by calikola
26: She asked him if he was a vampire in a joking tone.
Reading comprehension.
(Okay, that was kind of bitchy, sorry.)
he actually said mortal enemy? Dude, don't sweat it, if he's talking like that he's just begging for such comments.
#5 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:13pm by Telcontar14
I was thinking just that. I mean... skin cancer isn't going to come to mind when someone says 'mortal enemy'.
I'm just happy nobody's made a Twilight joke yet or saying something like, "What? Vampires only sparkle in the sun. FYL for not knowing that."
#11 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:23pm by redbluegreen
Too late. Twilight is an abomination of the vampire myth. Vampires in the sun? Pfftt.
#35 - On 07/02/2009 at 3:45pm by ImaBmyLonurTees
#5 speaks the truth. He clearly wanted some vampire slur coming his way. "The sun is my mortal enemy" could have been the words of Dracular himself.
#58 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:58pm by divineinstrument
That sucks for that dude, but he shouldn't be a d-bag to you and make you feel bad fore being nice. Keep on being friendly and know that there will be those sad, hurt people out there that are just generally mean and negative.
lmao i forgot what movie that's from, but that part's hilarious.
And FYL how were you supposed to know? He shouldn't have said it so weird
thats so horrible :[ why did he talk like a vampire though?
#14 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:27pm by kaylathekooky
What? Vampires only sparkle in the sun. FYL for not knowing that.
#16 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:28pm by geek_in_the_pink
Hahh, ily #16.
& vampires. (:
But seriously, if that guy said the sun was his 'mortal enemy' he should've known people weren't gonna think he has skin cancer.
Not your fault OP.
#19 - On 07/02/2009 at 2:41pm by Whoa_YouSuckk
hahaha, that was gold #16!!
But besides, aren't WEREWOLVES suoopsed to be a vampire's mortal enemy. Sheesh..
OP- F his Life and FYL. I'm sorry, people are jerks.
xoxo
#43 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:30pm by awdorable
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FYL for watching benchwarmers.
#42 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:28pm by bellaellaella
#42 your an abomination, your probably one of those crazy bitches who cant find their Edward. You people sicken me.
#54 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:19pm by gueeterman
wow, you're full of a lot of hatred...i said "fyl for watching benchwarmers" and you suddenly assume something about me that's completely false? the anger you radiate will probably manifest itself in the form of a sick, violent individual...f the person's life who has to actually put up with you in person.
#76 - On 07/02/2009 at 11:31pm by bellaellaella
Wow your a fucking dumbass! Everyone knows that if he really was a vampire, than his mortal enemy would be a werewolf. GOD.
that's what a vampire would say ;-)
jk jk, that must have been awkward for you. don't feel bad about it, thuogh. You couldn't have known.
#32 - On 07/02/2009 at 3:27pm by mylifesucksoften
Twilight is wrong. Everyone knows that vampires burn. If you want to watch a good vampire show then watch true blood -___-''
I know I'll get a billion thumbs down, but I'm sorry, Twilight just fails.
#37 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:05pm by AlfonzoRex
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thumbs down for saying twilight fails, but thumbs up for true blood. it evened itself out. (:
#44 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:30pm by bellaellaella
haha, you're right, i'm a crazy bitch. because i like twilight and i'm one of those psycho fangirls who is saving myself for a vampire. i guess if it makes you feel better to jump to that assumption, be my guest.
#74 - On 07/02/2009 at 11:27pm by bellaellaella
hey fuck him if he was offended, he started it by saying "the sun is my enemy"
#39 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:09pm by Colby_Colbert
There are differences in vampire stories-even the canonical vampire stories. Why is it that Twilight isn't allowed to be different as well?
#40 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:27pm by JoshBarblahblah
Because the idea of vampires goes back into the Middle Ages. Twilight just threw that all away and substituted it's crappy own, filled with teen angst. That's why.
#52 - On 07/02/2009 at 5:02pm by arienh4
Not your fault. He didn't have to be a melodramatic ass about it. Lots of people get skin cancers taken off. Unless he meant melanoma, in which case he was still being an ass.
Lol 'mortal enemy'. What else were you going to think when he said that?
FHL
#51 - On 07/02/2009 at 4:58pm by LauraUK
Speaking as somebody in the same boat as the "vampire," I would have chuckled and played along. If he gives you that kind of straight line and can't laugh at it later, that's his fault.
#5 let me guess your 12 years old and you've watched twilight one too many times..... hahaha
OP, FYL you couldn't have known!!!!
#59 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:02pm by crashtest1205
this is a fml how?? he was obviously making light of the situation and you played along. good on ya but this is not a fml
#60 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:07pm by Nightfallz
I hate it when people forget that Twilight isn't just a franchise, it's an amazing book series that got all fucked up ever since the damn movie came out...
#61 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:09pm by theflamezbegin
Lol, an amazing book series and Twilight should never been in the same sentence unless a negation is in the sentence.
Anyway, you sound like a nice, friendly person, OP. FYL.
#62 - On 07/02/2009 at 6:12pm by mehwhateverr
I like vampires pre - twilight when you could stake them with wood or they burst to flames in sunlight.
Not like the darn sparkly unkillable things they are nowadays, how where you to know? A genuine mistake in my book!
i think you've watched Twilight too msny times... but FYL, cuz how were u supposed to know...?
#69 - On 07/02/2009 at 7:34pm by Nacirema20
Why would you watch Twilight once? But yeah, it would have been impossible for you to know that. FYL.
#77 - On 07/03/2009 at 12:38am by bipolaradhdfml
I only watched twilight once, and read the book once too. Not everybody is a creep. It's okay to like something, but the obsessers are what makes the movie look bad. I understand that she didn't follow the "vampire rules," but without her version funny fmls and stories wouldn't be here(:
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I never understood why the hell people make such a big deal out of other people dying. It's only nature. Who cares if you were related to them, unless you were insanely close to that person then there's no point to care about somebody with a terminal illness. Call me selfish, but I think it's just mother natures way of saying survival of the fittest. I could really give a fuck if somebody has cancer, or aids,etc... It's easier to get along day by day. And I have a life threatening condition myself. I hate sympathy and people feeling sorry. I don't need help. My endicrinologists have it all under control.
And twilight is pretty lame... People need to move away from the sparkly vampires that should have their faces blown apart with the little time bombs from the blade trilogy.
#71 - On 07/02/2009 at 8:01pm by Annibel_lee
I'm gonna go counsler on you and say mommy and daddy didn't love you so you grew up to hate everyone? I don't care if you CARE about the person, but not even having the heart to notice that the people are in pain? Wow, you are bitch what you on your period? God get over yourself, honestly. And BTW survival of the fittest? Go and try to jump the Grand Canyon on a unicycle, see if you survive that; hope not.
#92 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:16am by ohhhhshizzz
Oh and people like Twilight because it what they like. I like it but not some obsessed fan, it is something that I can read easily. And you know what maybe I'm not a hardcore vampire lover, most of the people who read it aren't and yeah we know 'vampires' don't sparkle it's a book getting all up in arms for fictional things, that once had people in fear is rather idiotic and once again I tell you to get over yourself. And that's for most people who bash twilight, it's a teen book and film most of you are adults of course you are going to think it's shitty it really isn't made for you.
#93 - On 07/04/2009 at 12:21am by ohhhhshizzz
Aw, but you don't deserve that...that was a funny comment to make and it wasn't like he was shying away from the topic. I can see my dad saying the same thing (but not knowing that he had skin cancer).
#75 - On 07/02/2009 at 11:31pm by dol567
people like that really bite. they just HAVE to bring attention to the fact that they have cancer and that somehow you should have divined it. you were just being friendly and he had to turn it into a sympathy fish. cancer is no fun. it just makes itworse to have a bad attitude.
Well, he was being a bit of a douche to refer to the sun as his "mortal enemy".
#80 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:49am by danineteen
As long as he has a sense of humour. It's not like your conversation had a sombre tone to it.
#81 - On 07/03/2009 at 2:59am by the1ultimate
Yeah but it wasn't your fault. You weren't to know. And while it's sad he has skin cancer, he shouldnt say things like that, expecting ppl to guess that he is sick.
That's funny, because my old professor said something exactly like that when we begged him to have class outside one day. And he had skin cancer too. What a weird guy - wonder if we have the same person?
And Annabelle_Lee - it's great that you get along so well with the idea of death, but some people are uncertain about it because it's... well... a very uncertain thing to talk about. People who are unsure about the afterlife and such sometimes get scared when it approaches. And out of curiosity, have you ever had a family member or someone close to you die? Some people get upset when someone they love leaves them, in this case possibly forever. Or their death reminds them of the possibility of theirs, which brings up the point I most previously mentioned.
I also think you're a bit confused on the difference between "natural course" and "survival of the fittest". It's a common misnomer, anyway. Survival of the fittest doesn't mean that nature takes out all that cannot survive due to age, disability, etc. It has to due with reproduction. For example, if a genius marathon runner has no children, and a nearly-retarded obese man has many children, guess which one is "fit?" Although one would hope it is the other way around, the notion of "survival of the fittest" is more complicated than that. Not everyone is a Darwinist - I doubt even he would fail to blink a little when someone loved by him would die. I'm not necessarily criticizing your viewpoint, because your statements are your opinion. I'm just rebutting to show you why others might take death and dying less lightly.
i personally agree with #34.
Obama Sucks! Obama Sucks!
Finally people are starting to realize the mistake that he is. :)
#86 - On 07/03/2009 at 10:57am by peaceloveswim94
it's not that bad. You just cover it up by saying "oh, sorry. have a nice day then" it's no big deal
that is soo bow-gus!!!!! im sorry, but that is a bit funny, but its kinda cruel. no offence to you, but he sounds kinda bitter
Why do people do this? Why can't they just say "I will" instead of "actually I have skin cancer and will one day die because of it. There, now you feel like shit"?
But how do you react when someone says that?
Seriously...
#97 - On 07/15/2009 at 5:55pm by EpicFishFingers
