hahhahah , im surprised they did do or say anything to you .

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I'm going to reply to the first post to get my comment on the top, even though my comment has nothing to do with the first one!

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Actually, I don't think the cops could have done anything if they were being suspicious. Thanks to George Bush, if you see someone suspicious, you can do all kinds of illegal stuff. And while you might still get in trouble, if they look remotely Muslim, you can get away with anything. Hooray for racist governments!

Wow, you're an idiot. George Bush has nothing to do with the actions taken in this story. You're probably one of those people who blames Bush for every shortcoming in your life.

I agree. I don't mind that people have their opinions about Bush, but geez! People are willing to kill off Captain America to say "I hate Bush" (True story)

HAHAHA this is a hilaaaarious FML!!! But your life isn't fucked...

@74 common sense would suggest its because that would compromise their job. how are they to know the psycho bat weilder isnt on good terms with the neighbours and let them know exactly what was going on?

#86...
"if they look remotely Muslim"
What does Muslim look like? Does it look like Christian or Orthodox?
A MUSLIM IS A FOLLOWER OF ISLAM, not a "race" or ethinicty.

they wear fucking towels on their heads and have bombs strapped around their chests. also, most of them have long beards and sand falls out of their shoes where they walk.

how dare you say that about a religion. im not muslim, but i have muslim friends and believe me, neither them nor their parents have towels on their heads, bombs strapped around their chests, long beards or sand falling out of their shoes.
i have two muslim friends that wear scarves to cover their hair, what the fuck does that have to do with you?
fuck the OP, fYOURl, because you are that sad to discriminate a whole religion by the actions of some stupid idiotic terrorists. im guessing your american, (not that all americans hate muslims), but only an american could hate on that religion THAT bad.
you are sad, go play in traffic.

Wow, it sickens me that there are people in this world that uneducated. There are sick people in every race, color, creed, religion, nationality, sexuality, gender or anything else you can imagine. Some of the most beautiful and sweet people I have ever met are Muslim, and they've devoted their lives to saving those of others in the medical field, or educating as teachers and professors.

Grow a brain.

true fact: 99% of the people you wear turbans are SIKH. not muslim, and no one forces WOMEN to wear hijabs, the women actually choose to wear them to reflect modesty. Of course there will be the extremeists (aka the ones your talking about wearing "towels and bombs", but thats their CULTURE, not the muslims.

muslims=followers of islam
islam=religion

just like christians=followers of christianity
christianity=religion

therefore muslims are NOT terrorists.

"the more you know"

ha...i love this. you threatened a cop...niice.

But, I agree completely with #149, mz200sx.

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No, you're not second if you were asking. There's a little # followed by a number in the bottom-leftish portion of your comment. Also, had you actually been second you would have been buried as you most undoubtedly already will so please just understand that calling out your number is immature. There are no hidden cool people on the internet who will be your friend for calling out your place...especially incorrectly.

Now, OP, I'm going to say you did the right thing. They won't do anything to you because they're undercover and if they were doing their job they'd know you didn't work for the drug trafficker. Although its a damn shame we're wasting our valuable resources to put on a show for the world when in reality drugs are NOT the root cause of all or most that is bad with our world. They're better than some things that ARE legal in fact.

Oh wow. Took the words right out of my mouth. Especially in regards to #3.

I think I love you.

I love how everyone responds to the "#1!!!" or "#2!!" comments with things like, "no one cares, get a life" Obviously you care enough to respond. And obviously you dont have enough of a life to just ignore it. So really just let them call out first if they want, does it do anyone any harm?

isn't it more immature to type a paragraph about somebodys immaturity?

By telling those people that they're annoying, we're hopefully trying to diminish the comment board. I mean, if you look at the scroll bar, you can see how small it gets by everyone commenting, and I can guarantee you half, if not one third, is about correcting grammar or posting something unrelated to the original post.

We also let them know that they accomplish nothing with being the first, third, twenty-fourth, etc. and just report abuse on their asses. Most people seem to have learned not to state their number anymore, but every once in a while you get the new idiot who feels the need to "claim" their victory.

#84, as you can see I didn't say 'no one cares, get a life'. I was simply informing the person that they were incorrect in their number calling and adding my opinion. I assumed they were trying to look cool for someone because what other reason is there for calling out your number? I then informed them that there are no hidden cool people to try and look cool for.

As you can see I also put my opinion on the OP's situation and so I wasn't just feeding a troll but rather hoping to change their perspective. Ignoring the problem is like staying neutral. Its just as bad, if not worse, than actually taking an opinion on the matter don't you think?

#96, if that was directed at me, I don't believe I wasted the whole paragraph on calling them immature.

"No, you're not second if you were asking. There's a little # followed by a number in the bottom-leftish portion of your comment. Also, had you actually been second you would have been buried as you most undoubtedly already will so please just understand that calling out your number is immature. There are no hidden cool people on the internet who will be your friend for calling out your place...especially incorrectly."

I believe you wasted most of the paragraph, just in case you cant read..

Are you jealous because I put together a comprehensive paragraph somewhat explaining everything that was wrong with that comment? Where does it say that writing a paragraph answering someones question is, in itself, immature?

Where does it say that since the paragraph has to do with immaturity it is immature itself?

Honestly, it looks like you were just trying to be a bitch with no reason whereas one could argue I was looking like an asshole, but at least I was trying to do something about the problem. Meanwhile you sit on the outskirt, trying to sound witty but accomplishing nothing.

hahahaha now you're just sounding more like a dumbass. if you werent so fucking insecure you wouldnt sit on fmylife.com critiquing peoples comments and trying to do "something about the problem." that is just fucking pathetic. if you want to solve problems go be a fucking cop. people will still hate you just as much.

Hahahaha cops don't 'solve' anything. They aid in maintaining the same inefficient order we're used to.

Right, I'm sounding like a dumbass. I'm sure. Really you're just being a nitpicky bitch at the moment and I wonder what crawled up your vagina and died that you'd have to take it out on me?

the question should be what crawled up your vagina to have to take your anger out on other people.
maybe I'M trying to solve the problem of stupid fucking assholes on you coming on here and being rude to people that are just trying to have fun. you seem like the asshole bully that everyone hated, that was mean to people for no reason whatsoever. instead of doing that maybe you should try and think of things that actually matter in life, okay?
bye now

Your argument implies I should stop what I'm doing, which is exactly what you're doing. But really, who cares? You basically reworded what I said, and threw it back at me which is flattering I suppose?

You think I don't know what matters? Do you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHiuaGJ46zo

That's what matters.

Hey at least you were trying to be a good samaritan, I’m sure everyone could appreciate that..even the cops :)

I imagine they deemed it smarter for them to drive off and not break their cover, than to flash their badges and risk alerting the family they're targeting that they're cops.

I think if they weren't busy with other things, though, they would have arrested you IF the road they were parked on was a public road; you can't chase people off public property using threats of violence, you know.

not true. if you were an undercover cop, trying NOT to be a cop in front of a drug dealers house, you probably loved the fact that some man just called you a pervert. Excellent cover for sitting in a car for hours on end. You would not go around flashing your badge and being all HEY I'M A COP GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE BECAUSE I'M A COP CARRYING A BADGE!!!!!!!

they were trying to do their job, and they deserve it?

They could have said something...

Yes, because telling everyone in the neighborhood that they were undercover cops would have been the intelligent thing to do while undercover.

YOU FTW!

Well, I haven't voted either way, because you are just epic! The undercover cops still got their job done without much difficulty, and you got to "scare" them away with a baseball bat!!! Honestly, even if I saw actual perverts staring at my neighbours house, I would be a bit too scared to try and drive them away. So, full marks to you for having the guts to defend your neighbourhood.

That wasn't actually meant to be a reply to #6... oh well

you say if they weren't undercover, they'd fuck you up....well if they weren't undercover, OP would know they were cops, therefore would not have chased them off with a bat. just saying...

touche

What? Your life doesn't have to be a complete disaster for it to be an FML!!! This is definitely an FML, considering all the lame ones we usually get on this site

Definitely FML. Not only did he accidentally threaten lawmen, but his dealer got arrested too! How's he supposed to get high now?

YES!

AHAHAA LOL X]

Fail

Lol he's just trying to get an angry reaction cos not only did he post "First!" (which severely pisses off about 90% of FML members) but he wasn't actually first. So it was a deliberate fail really.

Oh you're so clever. Except that this website requires all FMLs to begin with the phrase "Today," regardless of how it may or may not fit in with the story.

Hey genius, we all know that. It's called making a joke.

do you know how dumb that sounds?

It's called "undercover" for a reason.

They were probably using binoculars to see into the neighbor's house. That kiiind of makes them look like a pervert.

You did it! You found the bullshit in the story. You should be an undercover cop since you're so unafraid of blowing your cover every chance you get.

Fail.

Yeah, they would have flashed their badge, bring in another cop car with blazing sirens while shouting "THIS IS THE POLICE, DROP THE BAT"

What part of the word undercover dont you get ?
1: You dont say you are a cop to random strangers (op could have just as easily been in league with the criminals, or just have been paid 20 bucks to threaten them in order to find out who they were)
2: You dont blow your cover for a big operation only to arrest one guy who is doing something any good citizen should do.

...you didn't? Get out more, hmm?

sense, you make none of it.

especially in such a liberal state as california

#91, you fail to understand how undercover stakeouts work.

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The PATRIOT act was devised to literally take our civil liberties away. If you look at recent American history, in terms of WWI and on, you can see that we have been duped, like most dictatorships, at every instance. The fact of the matter is is that there are no terrorists but rather that is the image created to keep fear in a society. Al Qaeda does not exist. Muslims do not hate America. There are very few, if any, Muslim extremists that would want to do harm to America and they are no more or less dangerous than they have always been.

Don't believe me? Then ask yourself why it has been almost 8 years and we have gotten nowhere to catching the criminals responsible for 9/11? Where exactly were the links to Saddam Hussein? WMDs? You mean the ones we sold to him? We didn't find them? Oh, perhaps its because he used them already. Duh. If you honestly believe that 9/11 was done by anyone other than US Government agents. You are simply misinformed. There is way too much evidence to refute the terrorist theory that it blows my mind the world hardly cares..

Hahaha, it's all a governmental ploy, of course. Oh dear. xD

The reason we're fighting terrorism is because we don't want it to happen again - the fact that it hasn't happened in so long is a GREAT thing, we don't need to take our chances.

"No terrorists." That's why we got terrorists in the first place - we let our guard down, and they took advantage of it. Why the hell would the government try to kill thousands of people? What PURPOSE would it serve?

"Yes, mhm, mhm. We know - we'll get tons of money from having people wait forever in airports~!"

It's like the back workings of a school, or any workplace. You only notice something's wrong when something bad happens, and otherwise you expect it all to go smoothly. I want there to be no terrorism 100% of te time, because who knows? Maybe it'll be you, me or any one close to us.


Augh.

Most if not all terrorism attacks have been self-induced. And by that I mean the country's own government. I would advise you to look up the London train bombings of 2005 and see who exactly committed those crimes.

What would the government have to gain from it? Let me be clear though, its not the government as a whole but rather the people in the pockets of those that create money. The answer is obvious. WE wouldn't get the money but the people who literally create money, will profit. The longer a 'war' is sustained, the more money the government borrows from the Federal Reserve. Neither the government nor the people own this Federal Reserve so someone has to own the bank right? They make money and loan it to the government. If all money is created on loan set with interest, which it is, then we are always in perpetual debt to those who create the actual money. We don't make a cent off of the wars but somebody does, thats for damn sure.

As you can see, all you have to do is slap a generic face on an enemy and thus you have a war which we'll never technically win. Vietnam it was the Communists don't you see? History repeats itself over and over. Just look at the facts.

On a side note I respect the troops and never in my explanation implied that what they're doing is wrong. They are following orders in this war and its not their fault.

I agree that there are definitely PEOPLE in the government who gain from things like that, but I doubt they would something like 9/11.

I don't necessarily agree with the war, either.

Yay for troops! :]

When you control a nation's money supply, you can do anything. As history shows, money trumps morals all day every day. Take a gander at oil company's profits right around war-time since WWI. And don't forget Afghanistan/Iraq came shortly after 9/11 we just needed an excuse! The Lusitania, Pearl Harbor, and now 9/11. I'm sorry but 9/11 was NOT done by Islamic terrorists. It just serves to further isolate us.

#100, you are my hero.

It seems that if you call someone a pervert, you can do whatever you want to them, and everyone will support you.

This is why when someone accuses another of sexual abuse or anything like that, a counter-suit should be automatic if the case was a complete falsehood.

So you think it is normal for people to sit outside someone's house in a car with binoculars pointed at them? They obviously weren't just "sitting in a car".

There's a difference between just sitting in your car, and someone sitting there the entire day, watching their house with binoculars. If I saw someone watching someone's house with binoculars, or sitting there for a long time doing nothing, I'd think they were pervs too! Any normal person in the car would just explain themselves, and no one would just sit in their car WATCHING someone's house without being a perv or a cop. Considering they were undercover, he thought the were pervs.

FYLIA, [fuck yer life is awesome~!] I think you're a hero for helping out a neighbor, I sure as hell wouldn't want perverts near my house!

Sucks about yer neighbors, though.

this. :D