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Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML


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On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

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well it depends on what grade-level you're in. If it's in college I'm sure the guy would understand the little slip up and (if it were me) might've made a little friendly joke about it. If it's high school, well then you're effed, high schoolers are immature idiots. Middle school there's a 75% chance he won't know what it even is.

#3 - On 02/07/2009 at 4:40am by NotoriousMandog

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lol it would be funny if u said "wait i thought i put this in this morning... uh oh i think i might know where my pen is" lol

#12 - On 04/23/2009 at 2:49pm by stargirl14

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