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Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44593) - you deserved it (4496)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

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Tell her she may be pretty now, but when she gets old and ugly, you'll still have a personallity.

#12 - On 02/13/2009 at 1:06am by Gingerly

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Don't worry, she clearly proved by that statement she is one of those "pretty dumb" girls. But, you have to give her props for trying to make you feel better. She probably didn't know what else to say. If you are constantly badgering her about it, she probably knows she can't just say, "Nooo... that's not true..." anymore. Learn there are more important things in life, you will grow, and she will be stuck having to survive on her good looks, while you get ahead in life.

#19 - On 02/13/2009 at 3:21am by yay!

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