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Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41454) - you deserved it (4085)

On 02/12/2009 at 8:24pm - misc - by Duckie W (woman) - United States (New York)

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