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Today, I was having a smoke out on the balcony of my apartment. When I was walking back into the house, I walked straight into the large glass sliding door, loudly whacking it with my forehead, subsequently waking up my 2 other flatmates at 2.30am. FML


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On 11/18/2008 at 4:13pm - misc - by Andy - United Kingdom (Craigavon)

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If it makes you feel any better I walked outside once when the sliding screen door was closed. It was night time and I didn't see it. I ended up taking it with me. :x Glass doors are still more painful.

#2 - On 03/20/2009 at 3:36am by MissFortune

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Haha tht was very Lawlable, i imagine tht they were pissed or just confused......

#1 - On 02/10/2009 at 12:43am by SagemoonBlood

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