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Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25262) - you deserved it (5728)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:30pm - misc - by j4y - Canada (Alberta)

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how do u do that?

#3 - On 02/28/2009 at 11:41pm by bahaha

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dont feel bad a went to turn a door knob and my shoulder came out of place and tore a few of the inner muscles. i now have to get surgery that will cost thousands of dollars since the muscles wont heal on their own.

#6 - On 03/29/2009 at 11:48pm by NightElfGod

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