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Today, my friend decided to come clean to his parents about his pot usage. He told them that he did it with me on many occasions. His parents decided it would be the right thing to call my parents. Thanks a lot asshole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29136) - you deserved it (64085)

On 06/24/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by jerk (man) - United States (California)

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"I broke the rules and got caught waaaah FML!!"

Seriously, grow up. Regardless of your views on marijuana, if you are young enough that your parents knowing is an issue, YDI for disrespecting them.

#28 - On 06/24/2009 at 10:13am by lmmmr

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YDI for doing pot

#2 - On 06/24/2009 at 9:51am by Katzilla_dances

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