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Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML

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On 02/12/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by whybia (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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Um, am I the only one that finds it a little odd that you wanted to pee on something your friend already pissed on?

#20 - On 02/12/2009 at 4:12pm by desabelle

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If you re-peed on the same stick, it turned positive because there were two strains of dna

#5 - On 02/12/2009 at 12:49pm by tiger69

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