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Today, I took my friend to buy a pregancy test. She took it and it came out negative. I decided to re-pee on it to be funny...it turned to positive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44152) - you deserved it (16265)

On 02/12/2009 at 11:34am - misc - by whybia (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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