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Today, I flew into LAX. I get nervous when I fly so I brought my recently deceased dad's ashes with me in my purse. They're in a quarter sized urn which is melted shut. Security didn't believe it contained ashes so they broke it open spilling my dad all over the table. Sorry Daddy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73008) - you deserved it (17321)

On 06/18/2009 at 5:29pm - misc - by CaliGirl (woman) - United States (Arizona)

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