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Today, I was reading a book lying in my bed. I looked outside my window not to see the beautiful weather, but to see my creepy 70 year old neighbor staring at me with giant binaculars, then winks at me. I babysit his grandchildren this weekend, at his house. FML


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On 06/17/2009 at 12:56am - misc - by Siehidbkdnd (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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That's flat out creepy. I wouldn't babysit for him anymore..........I'd also keep the curtains closed(and if he keeps it up, I smell a restraining order!)

#5 - On 06/17/2009 at 10:22am by darkmis1

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thats really creepy...

#2 - On 06/17/2009 at 10:21am by cuzimasherpa

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