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Today, I got on my flight for my brother's graduation in Portland, Maine. Unable to find my mom in the airport, a stranger overheard my dilemma and informed me I was in Portland, Oregon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22944) - you deserved it (17664)

On 06/16/2009 at 4:26am - misc - by Rayyy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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HOW COULD YOU GET THE STATE WRONG?????

#2 - On 06/16/2009 at 10:04am by pleasetryagain

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Maybe he didn't buy the ticket "n00b"

#3 - On 06/16/2009 at 10:04am by Cerataphora

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