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Today, I used a porta-potty. After I came out, my mom came out of one and said "I really wish I could wash my hands." I explained that I used the little soap bar that was on the side of the toilet in mine. She told me that was a urinal and the soap bar was a disinfectant bar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11956) - you deserved it (42599)

On 06/15/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by hockeyfanaticx87 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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damn ur stupid

#1 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:02am by YaGotOwned

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WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING? Nice job goober

#9 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:15am by himan235

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