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Today, I used a porta-potty. After I came out, my mom came out of one and said "I really wish I could wash my hands." I explained that I used the little soap bar that was on the side of the toilet in mine. She told me that was a urinal and the soap bar was a disinfectant bar. FML

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On 06/15/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by hockeyfanaticx87 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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damn ur stupid

#1 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:02am by YaGotOwned

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That is DISGUSTING! I would never use a porta-potty ever. I would honestly prefer finding a bush in the woods than using one of those things. Why would you want to sit over dozens of people feces and urine D:

#2 - On 06/15/2009 at 10:05am by tick_tock

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