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Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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On 01/27/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

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how do you get an old ladies hand mixed up with your brothers?

#7 - On 05/23/2009 at 12:05pm by Amandaisdreaming

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LOL, I have so done something like that before, someone will be messing with stuff, and I will like hear it or see it out of the corner of my eye, thinking it was my friend messing with stuff, im like knock it off, and its someone completely different....hahaha, just my luck, eh

#2 - On 02/10/2009 at 6:33am by NotSprinkles

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