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Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5701) - you deserved it (18084)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

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how do you get an old ladies hand mixed up with your brothers?

#7 - On 05/23/2009 at 12:05pm by Amandaisdreaming

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Your mum told you not to touch things? Are you 8 years old?

#9 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:15pm by roflstephh

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