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Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3690) - you deserved it (11732)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

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how do you get an old ladies hand mixed up with your brothers?

#7 - On 05/23/2009 at 12:05pm by Amandaisdreaming

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this is.... odd. why can't you touch stuff???

#13 - On 04/30/2010 at 6:13pm by 111615

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