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Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall, when a homeless man came in mumbling to himself. Out of the 7 available urinals, he posted up at the one right beside me. Apparently he didn't get the memo that urinals aren't used to shit in. He talked to me the entire time. About his love life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59407) - you deserved it (3508)

On 06/09/2009 at 12:13pm - misc - by blah (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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were you just upset because a homeless man was having more sex than you?

#17 - On 06/09/2009 at 2:16pm by fair_enough

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you were in the wrong place at the wrong time

#3 - On 06/09/2009 at 2:04pm by British_Gal

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