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Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall, when a homeless man came in mumbling to himself. Out of the 7 available urinals, he posted up at the one right beside me. Apparently he didn't get the memo that urinals aren't used to shit in. He talked to me the entire time. About his love life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51831) - you deserved it (2523)

On 06/09/2009 at 12:13pm - misc - by blah (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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