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Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4617) - you deserved it (44721)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

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