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Today, I was playing paintball when I noticed a 9 year old fat kid sitting and crying on the ground. Thinking he'd fallen and was hurt, I walked over to him. He looks up and shoots me in the face, arm, stomach, and happy sacks area from 4 feet away then runs off. He was not hurt at all, and now everything tastes like paint. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45016) - you deserved it (7914)

On 06/09/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Woody - United States (Tennessee)

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lol the sneaky bastard

#1 - On 06/09/2009 at 6:05am by patedog

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How did he deserve it? If you saw a fat 9 year old crying, would you spray him with paintballs ?...

#4 - On 06/09/2009 at 6:11am by Diditf0rtheLULZ

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