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if someone said that to me, it would really just make me want to fuck him even more. i'm not lying or being sarcastic.
relax for heavens sake, it's not like he said he'll never have sex with you again. he's not in the mood. just make him some fucking hot chocolate.
man, if my gf did that I'd be out of my clothes so fast you'd swear I was deathly allergic to them.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 6 December 2013