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if someone said that to me, it would really just make me want to fuck him even more. i'm not lying or being sarcastic.
relax for heavens sake, it's not like he said he'll never have sex with you again. he's not in the mood. just make him some fucking hot chocolate.
Haha wow, that was priceless. I'd never do that to a woman
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 March 2015