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Today, when my husband got home from work, I was standing in the kitchen, wearing nothing but stilletos. He asked me to make him hot chocolate. FML

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On 02/11/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by sissica (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

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if someone said that to me, it would really just make me want to fuck him even more. i'm not lying or being sarcastic.
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relax for heavens sake, it's not like he said he'll never have sex with you again. he's not in the mood. just make him some fucking hot chocolate.

#9 - On 02/11/2009 at 10:26pm by katieatieay

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Haha wow, that was priceless. I'd never do that to a woman

#3 - On 02/11/2009 at 9:27pm by johnburke

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