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Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years are in fact my father's pubic hair trimmers. FML


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On 03/11/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by nickyniknaim93 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Nasal herpes. It's the future.

#1 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:03am by Tarion

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Do you know what electric nose hair clippers look like? They could not be used to trim pubes, you need a different attachment.

#2 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:08am by BigL027

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