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Today, I found out that the electric nose hair clippers that I've been using for the past two years are in fact my father's pubic hair trimmers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58837) - you deserved it (15037)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by nickyniknaim93 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Nasal herpes. It's the future.

#1 - On 03/11/2009 at 11:03am by Tarion

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#10 - Actually, she didn't realise they were pubic trimmers. She knew they were trimmers of some sort, that belonged to someone else. Given that, why would you using them?

To the people calling fake, it's possible that they were nose trimmers being used for pubic hair. No reason they wouldn't work, and they'd be handy if you wanted control.

#11 - On 03/11/2009 at 1:12pm by Tarion

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