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Today, I was with my 6th grade class. During recess, we were talking about growing up and getting older. I said that one day, they'd start to look like me. Two of my students started crying. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52100) - you deserved it (4540)

On 03/10/2009 at 7:58pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (California)

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