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Today, I was with my 6th grade class. During recess, we were talking about growing up and getting older. I said that one day, they'd start to look like me. Two of my students started crying. FML

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On 03/10/2009 at 7:58pm - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (California)

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They're just afraid of getting older. I remember being that age, anyone over 20 looked like a dinosaur to me!

#5 - On 03/11/2009 at 6:53am by k10tree

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Those must be some really unintelligent 6th graders. I can imagine some pre-school kids or maybe some kindergarden kids. But 6th graders? wtf....

#26 - On 03/13/2009 at 1:21pm by lifepwns

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